OYE! I spent a lot of time watching IZ clips in spanish! I've grown to love Zim's extremly high pitched voice. -w- Makes me want him mooooore! I wish I could find the whole series in spanish, I'd totally mimasu that shit!

So I haven't posted in a while and I'm sorry! I wrote some stuff and I'm really bored...even thought there's a tornado in my area...exciting no? No beta so I apologize for any mistakes. I hope you enjoy any how!

Oye=Hey in Spanish and mimasu= watch in Japanese!

Sleep Tight

It's Summer. More importantly, it's summer break. August began just a few days ago and Dib hasn't seen Zim all July. They were at each others throats for the entire school year but once the break hit, nothing.

Dib never bothered to see if Zim was up to any new plans to take over earth and Zim never bothered to make them. You could say they both decided to just be hopelessly lazy all summer break and restore energy to fight it out again during the new school year. There was just no motivation revolving around the sake of the planet right now.

Dib was currently surfing the net and the longer he sat there, mindlessly scrolling endless pages of the vast inter web we humans call the internet, the more bored he got.

"Jeez, there must be something else to do!" he screamed inside his head. It was two in the morning so Dib decided to do the best thing to do to past time. Sleep.

The teen logged off his computer, turned off the screen and headed to the bathroom. As he passed Gaz's room he wondered if she was still up. Probably not since she didn't have a computer to keep her up into the late hours of the night. It's not like she couldn't have one, she obviously could, but she was not interested in computers. She did find a new interest besides her GameSlave though; texting. Gaz? Friends? Apparently. And she had a lot!

After Dib was done brushing his teeth and taking his last piss for the night, he trudged his way to his bedroom and slipped soundlessly under the covers. He wasn't particularly tired but he hoped boredom would knock him out or something.

About half an hour of just laying there, Dib heard noises. He quickly sat up and looked around his room. Ten minutes prior to the noise, Dib had to wait for his eyes to adjust to the darkness. Now he could see everything in the dark. He saw nothing but still heard the noises. The noise sounded like it was hitting something hard and ridged while the object hitting that surface had a soft but metallic sound to it.

Dib had no idea where the noise was coming from but he had a slight clue of who it was coming from.

"Zim." Dib hissed quietly under his breath. Then he looked to the window to see the very being he called out in the dark.

Zim hung outside Dib's circular window on his PAK legs. They stared at each other for a few seconds then Zim tapped on the glass as if Dib didn't know he was out there. Dib gave Zim an annoyed face while Zim's face stayed plain. Dib unlocked the window but blocked it with his body and began to question the Irken.

"What are you doing here, Zim." it didn't sound like a question at all though.

"And how have you been, Dib-monster?" Zim reply, offended that Dib didn't greet him properly.

Dib glared at the other. "Go away."

"No. I am here to sleep!" Zim announced rather loudly. Dib just stared at the other, almost shocked.

"W-what! You can't sleep here if that's what you're thinking!" Dib informed the alien, sticking his head farther out the window. He was using his arms to keep him balanced.

"Why not?" He crossed his tiny arms over his tiny chest. "You have an inferior human pig smelly bed in there and Zim demands you let him use it!" he gave Dib an angry pouting face.

"Zim, don't be an idiot...even though you are. You can't sleep in MY bed, do you understand that?"

"Zim is no idiot! You are the idiot, Dib-idiot!" Dib narrowed his eyes at Zim's immaturity.

Dib was about the shut his window when a clawed hand stopped him. Dib tried to stop Zim from climbing in but Zim was stronger than him and eased his way through, ignoring Dib's protects.

Zim retracted his PAK legs, smacking Dib in the head a few times, and examined the human bed.

"Hmmm...it's...soft...and warm." he tapped his feet on the mattress a few times. Then he began to bounce. "And bouncy!" he stuck his tongue out in amusement.

"Zim! What are you doing! Get out, dammit!" The human male said rubbing the sores on his head that the PAK caused him.

Zim stopped jumping to turn and face the human. "Relax, human boy! Zim is not here to cause any trouble. I simply want to rest. On this bed thing of yours." he went down on his knees curiously to feel the mattress in his gloved hands. Dib sat there and gave Zim a confused look.

"Why?" he asked as he watched Zim feel around the bed. The human had to admit, the act was rather...cute. But that doesn't mean anything!

Zim looked up at Dib. "Hmm? Well," the Irken paused to sit like Dib, cross-legged. "I recently researched the human act of 'sleeping'" For a quick second Dib swore Zim was going to say something else. Something less appropriate. His face flushed although Zim didn't say what Dib thought he would. Zim didn't notice and went on. "So I decided to try it out myself. Irkens don't do this 'sleep' like you humans do therefore I do not own a sleeping rectangle you call a 'bed'." Zim began to swirl his palm on the bed and the sheets wrinkled around his wrist.

"I see..." Dib muttered. "But why my bed? You are actually willing to sleep in my bed...with me! Cause you know, if you're sleeping in here I am too. It's my bed." Dib crossed his arms over his chest with a huffing noise. Zim looked at the human for a minute. Dib hunched his back and his arms went lack to his sides. He was beginning to feel uncomfortable with Zim just staring at him. Then the alien finally spoke.

"Very well then, I suppose you are worthy of keeping Zim slumber like company." Zim stood up and hopped off the bed. Dib was about to voice his anger but Zim continued to speak. "I can not sleep anywhere else due to my disguise. It irritates me so very much! So I must sleep without them." he said as he took off his boots, the alien wore leggings that covered his toes, wig piece, and contacts. He placed all his stuff on Dib's dresser and headed back to the bed.

Dib looked at Zim, still slightly confused. "So you thought coming here to expose yourself was a better idea?" Dib smirked as Zim's antennae shoot straight up. "You could buy your own bed, Zim."

Zim stared at Dib with his magenta eyes fully showing. He gave the human a worried expression. Dib noticed it. "But Dib-human, I was under the impression that you got over exposing me. Can't Zim sleep without having to worry about creepy humans taking naughty pictures of him?" Zim tilted his head to the side, almost begging but he wouldn't say he was.

Dib scoffed. "I never said a word about not wanting to exposing you! And what do you mean 'naughty' pictures!" Dib almost screamed but remember about Gaz. She would kill him if he woke her up.

Zim smiled wickedly. "You want pictures of Zim 'exposed', no?" Dib's eyes went wide and his face turned red.

"Not that kind of exposure!" he shrieked.

"Hm, hard to tell since I'll be in your bed if you take them. What would people think of the Dib if he had an attractive being such as Zim in his bed room...exposed?" Zim got on the mattress and fiddled with the sheets until he knew how to get under them. Dib sat there speechless then just muttered an 'attractive my ass' as he too got under the sheets.

The two boys laid there for some time. Dib had his back turned to Zim, trying to ignore the alien's presence. He didn't really know why he was letting Zim in his bed but Zim always got his way. And what Zim said had bothered him for some reason, leaving him a little pissy.

Zim, on the other hand was staring up at the ceiling. He had to admit, he was a little excited to sleep, it was weird but so was he. All he did this summer was watch the tele with Gir...it was driving him crazy! He had to do something else before his insanity would make him kill a moose. Or perhaps a certain angry monkey.

"This is the only time you'll come here right?" Dib suddenly asked. Zim thought about his question. "Yeah." the alien said.

"Good." came a grumpy reply. Dib adjusted in the bed more and pulled the sheets up to his chin.

"If you don't take pictures of me." Zim added. Dib muttered a whatever and they didn't speak for the rest of the night. Dib fell fast asleep and Zim followed soon after.

There will be more! If you want more. Lol

I'm not dead yet!:D YAAY!