AUTHOR: misstressmax (lj)/ somatogenic set during season 3
"Greg... you really shouldn't have".
"Oh, I know, remembering our seven and three fourths anniversary..."
"No, I mean, you REALLY shouldn't have"
"Oh. Why?"
Wilson holds up the t-shirt, so carefully wrapped and folded in lime green tissue paper. To match the shirt's color.
"Because..." and when Wilson turns the offending shirt around to face him, House tries not to giggle. And fails. Horribly.
"'The radioactive chickens gave me gay' is hardly a work appropriate shirt for an oncologist,".
"Well, now, how was I supposed to know that?"