King Kai In The Sky With The Diamonds

by Mr. Crash

Parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, by The Beatles. About King Kai and his little planet. It's one of my DBZ parodies of Beatles songs, so check them out too. They include Getting Stronger All The Time and Hame-Ha.

King Kai In The Sky With Diamonds
A DBZ Parody of 'Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds'
By Mr. Crash

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Picture yourself
On a planet whose gravity,
Is much worse than Earth's,
And hangs in the sky.

Somebody calls you,
You answer quite slowly,
A little blue man with black eyes.

A monkey, a cricket,
A house, and a tree,
Also reside there as well.
Go on Snake-Way,
Just jump up in the clouds
And you're gone.

King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
Oooohhhhhh.

Chase that little cricket,
Run 'round the planet,
With mallet in hand,
And death in your eyes.

And Bubbles the monkey,
He causes your annoyance,
To grow so incredibly high.

Saiyins like Raditz,
Appear on the Earth,
Waiting to blast you away.

Jump in the path,
And learn Kaioken,
And they're gone.

King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
Oooohhhhhh.

Picture yourself,
On a planet in danger.
You go on Snake-Way,
Right up in the skies.

Somebody calls you,
You answer quite slowly,
A little blue man with black eyes.

King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
Oooohhhhhh.

King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
King Kai in the skyyyyy, with diamonds.
Oooohhhhhh.

(Repeat until fade out)

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What didja think? I'm also doing DBZ parodies of other Beatles songs, and I'm soon going to
make a fic that'll have parodies of most of the Sgt. Pepper's songs on it. R&R, and please
don't flame!
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