Okay, so, I started this, because my two friends and I really don't like the character Aeris from FF7. I wrote this, so that anyone who hates her, can rejoice in her demise. If you DO like Aeris, please stop reading now, because I really don't want to hear how you like her and that my fic sucks, because of it. Otherwise, this is not to be taken seriously, it's just about me and my friends, going about odd ways to try and kill Aeris.

The people in this is myself (Ambi), obviously, and my two friends; Escachick357 (Esca) and AmazonSakura (Sakura).

Disclaimer: I do not own Aeris; if I did, lord knows what would be in store for her.

…I also don't own my friends, they belong to themselves.

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Death to Aeris – Part 1

Esca, Sakura, and I were at the corner of the local supermarket. Esca yawned. She wasn't used to being up so early in the morning. Both of them sipped on their coffees, while I drank my hot chocolate. It was early in the morning and it didn't help that it was in the middle of winter.

"Okay, so, why are we here again?" Sakura asked me.

I smiled to myself, as I looked out at the parking lot. "WE are going to kill Aeris, once and for all. And we gotta make sure she STAYS dead." I took a drink of my cocoa.

Sakura and Esca looked over at me, as if I was crazy; which, right now, I sort of was.

"Oh, yeah? And how do you plan to do that?" Esca asked me.

"Don't worry. She'll be dead by the end of the day." I said.

Esca and Sakura looked at each other and frowned. They both looked out to the parking lot. "If you say so, Ambi" Esca said and we continued to drink.

An hour later, Aeris walked past us and went into the supermarket. When she was inside, I quickly gave Sakura my hot chocolate and grabbed the hose that I had already hooked up. "Okay, we don't have that long, so one of you go stand by the door and tell me when she's coming." I said, turning the hose on. Esca went to the door to stand watched and Sakura watched me, while I hosed down the parking lot.

"Right. Now, when Aeris comes back out-"

"Uh, Ambi?" Esca called. Sakura looked over at her.

"-she'll slip on this ice and break her neck."

"Ambi." Sakura said.

"What?" I looked over at where they were looking. Aeris was exiting through the other door. When she stepped onto the ice, she almost fell down, but she caught her footing. "Wow, I should really be more careful, it's slippery here." she said and walked off.

The three of us looked at what I had done to the parking lot. "Great. Now, what?" A car was slowly heading our way. When the car hit the ice, it immediately slid and hit a parked car. Five other cars drove onto the ice and had similar accidents; one even went through the window of the super market.

The three of us looked at each other. We quickly dropped whatever we were holding and ran away from the scene, as fast as we could.

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Well, that's part one. Sorry it's so short. Please remember to review and stay tuned for part two.