Author's note: Thank you to my beta. Acknowledgement/Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore.


'Twas the night before Christmas and up in the sky

Not a creature was stirring, not even a fly

The hospital curtains were drawn against night

And the nurses had snuggled their patients in tight


The children were nestled all warm in their beds,

Some with bad tummies, some with sore heads

Not being home had made them all sad

In wards which were far from their mums and their dads


Then out in the car park arose such a whirring

A little boy, Sam, from his bed he was stirring

He went to the window and looked to the right

A silver/blue rocket, ooh what a sight!


A mighty green aircraft that looked like a frog

Had landed and opened a rather large pod

Sam's heroes, it seemed, must have heard his plea

To be rescued at Christmas from this infirmary


Sam saw a young man with a brilliant blue sash

From rocket to pod, who made a fast dash

He opened the door and a big crane came through

With some people who looked to be part of his crew


"Now Virgil, now Gordon, now Alan and John!

On Father, on Tin Tin, now where has Brains gone?

The mobile crane platform should rise up from here

And we'll get to the third floor without any fear!"


With speed and with sureness the kit was set sound

The platform was lifting away from the ground

Sam could not believe how it happened so soon

How people and presents advanced through the gloom


Sam opened the window as wide as could be

To receive a beautiful small Christmas tree

With baubles and tinsel, with lights and much more

To put in the middle of his infirmary's floor


Then in came the people all dressed quite the same

They were cheerful and friendly in spite of their fame

Sam wanted to cheer but they told him to hush

Because, they said, "Really, we do not want fuss."


They placed lots of presents on everyone's bed

They hung up some garlands with sparkly thread

The last of the gifts went around the small tree

And Sam said, "I want you to leave, taking me!"


"I hate being here, I hate feeling sick

Perhaps you could mend me with some clever trick?

I could ride in your rocket up into the sky

And forget all the times when the pain made me cry."


Then everyone stopped being happy and fun

For a moment the scene became solemn and glum

They turned to the man who was oldest and grey

But he shook his head in a very firm way


"You can't come with us since we need you right here

For some of these children are so ill, we fear

Opening presents might be such a chore

We need you to help all the others, for sure."


As they climbed from the window to make their last dash

One of his heroes gave Sam the blue sash

"Thank you, young man, we've had so much fun

I hope with this hospital, soon you'll be done


You're such a brave hero, please don't forget that."

And he left with a wink and a tip of his hat

Sam heard him exclaim as he went out of sight

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"