Ciel's Fear of Clowns

by cupcup

Lizzie has come to the Phantomhive manor to spend a day with Ciel. But when Ciel hears that they're going to a circus, he's not happy.

"Young Master."

"Yes, Sebastian?"

"Lady Elizabeth is coming and we are going to the circus!"

"OH NO. PLEASE NO."

"Why, Young Master?"

"WELL, I-ITS JUST THAT... I HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS..."

"Young Master. You're not going to be murdered by a clown."

"YES I AM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!"

"Yes, I do. But that will not happen again."

"Wait. Sebastian."

"?"

"You better not ship Lizziel again."

"Fine. Alrighty. I'll get you dressed."

"Sebastian? Which circus are we going to?"

"The circus in London, my Lord."

"Hmm? What tea is this?"

"Tea from the Funtom Company."

"Oh. So we make tea now?"

"Yes."

"When will Lizzie be arriving?"

"11:30, sir."

"Okay. Then that's lunch time?"

"Yes. I will prepare salted salmon."

"Sounds good."

"I will check on the servants."

"Alright. I'm kinda tired."

[Ciel falls aleep]

[Ciel's dream]

"Where am I?"

"Hello there!"

"AHHHHHHH A CLOWN! SEBASTIAN HELP ME!"

"My Lord? What's wrong?"

"I had a dream with a clown and it had a chainsaw and it was scary."

" Really? Well, it's 11:30 now and Lizzie's here."

"Great."

[At the circus}

"Sebastian. This is really scary."

"Young Master, want to go on a ride?"

"B-but, it might have a clown riding it."

"Fine. Lady Elizabeth, do you want to go on the ride?"

"Yes!"

"Alright. Young Master, you can get some cotton candy."

[At the cotton candy stand]

"Hmm. That ride looks fun. Hello? Oh hi. I would like a cott - AHHHHHHHH CLOWN!"

"BE QUIET KID. YOU'LL BLOW MY COVER!"

[Back to Lizzie and Sebastian]

"That was fun, wasn't it Lady Elizabeth?"

"Yes, it was! Sebastian, where's Ciel?"

"Hmm. He was supposed to be at the cotton candy stand."

"Wait, Sebastian! I found something!"

"Hmm. It looks like clown makeup."

Clowns!

"My lady, stay here. I'll go find Ciel."

[Back to the cotton candy stand]

"Ciel?!"

[Chainsaw noises]

"He's in here. Wait, why am I talking to myself? Nevermind that. Gotta get Young Master."

[Sebastian sees the clown]

"I knew you'd be here."

"Who's the guy in the fancy tailcoat?"

[Sebastians throws a knife in the clown's head]

" Alright, Young Master. Let's go home."

"Sebastian?"

"Yes?"

"Are you a clown...?"