The Seven days of Ranma (Xmas)
By Talon
Ranma: how come it's only seven days instead of 12?)
Tendos & Genma: Yea!!
Talon: Because I didn't feel like writing the rest and if you don't like it Ranma, (evil
glare) I'll put you in a lemon with Kuno and Kodachi
Ranma: (Sweating) I'll be good, I'll be good!!!
Talos: Any other complaints?
Cast: Silence (a cricket chirps)
1 Talon: Good on with the show
Akane: On the first day of christmas I gave to Ranma-Kun, One BAKA Bashing
Ranma: "OWW"
Ranma: And 1 tomboy fiance
(akane:"What!!)
Nabiki: On the second day of christmas I gave to ranma-kun, two naked pictures (of akane)
Ranma: "Who would want pictures of a tomboy!!" (Uh OH)
Akane: ONE BAKA BASHING!!!
Ranma: (Bonk) "What ya do that for!!"
Ranma: And 1 tomboy fiance
(akane: GRRR)
Ukyo : On the third day of christmas, I gave to ranma-kun, three deep dish pizzas
Ranma:"Food!!"
Nabiki: 2 naked pictures (100 yen please)
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! (Jerk)
Ranma: "anyone got some asprin?"
Ranma: And 1 Tomboy fiance
(Akane: "I am not a tomboy"
Cologne: On the fourth day of Christmas I gave to son-in-law, four staff whackings)
Ranma: "OW OW OW OW!"
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas
Ranma: "keep em coming uchan!"
Nabiki: 2 naked Pictures (I also can sell you the tokyo tower)
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! "Don't even think about calling me a tomboy, Ranma"
Ranma: Ulp, And one uncute fiance Urk!! (hit into ground by hammer)
Kodachi: on the fifth day of Christmas I gave to my love, five posioned cookies
Ranma: (Doesen't touch em)
Cologne: four staff whackings
Ranma: "Can't I get a break?" (NAAH)
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas
Ranma: "I'm kinda getting full"
Nabiki: Two Naked pictures ( I also got some of ranma)
Ranma: "Hey!!"
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! (This is fun)
Ranma: "Yeah right!!"
Ranma: And one unsexy fiance
(concussion due to table embedded on head)
Shampoo: On six day of christmas shampoo give to you (Ranma), six amazon glomps
Ranma: "I can see death looming" (Death is a hammer)
Kodachi: five posioned cookies, "hey were did they go"?
Panda Genma: On floor (Medic)
Cologne: Four staff wackings " Come back here Son-In law"
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas "Ranma honey come back"
Nabiki: Two Naked Pictures, gets out camera " Although this scene is worth more"
Akane: (Seething and eyes red) "ONE RANMA BASHING!!!, DIE RANMA!!!
Ranma: (Running Scared) "And One CRAZY UNSEXY UNCUTE FIANCEE!!"
Ranma: MUST RUN FAST MUST RUN VERY FAST!!!
TALON: One The Seventh Day of christmas I gave to Ranma ½, Seven new fiancees
Ranma: Open eyed "WHAT"
SHAMPOO, Akane, Ukyo, Kodachi: "What did you say, would you care to repeat that!!!"
Talon: Ulp " Seven new fiancees??.."
Ranma: "do you want to be cremated or buried?"
All fiances together chase after Talon leaving Ranma alone
Ranma: Well,. Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.
By Talon
Ranma: how come it's only seven days instead of 12?)
Tendos & Genma: Yea!!
Talon: Because I didn't feel like writing the rest and if you don't like it Ranma, (evil
glare) I'll put you in a lemon with Kuno and Kodachi
Ranma: (Sweating) I'll be good, I'll be good!!!
Talos: Any other complaints?
Cast: Silence (a cricket chirps)
1 Talon: Good on with the show
Akane: On the first day of christmas I gave to Ranma-Kun, One BAKA Bashing
Ranma: "OWW"
Ranma: And 1 tomboy fiance
(akane:"What!!)
Nabiki: On the second day of christmas I gave to ranma-kun, two naked pictures (of akane)
Ranma: "Who would want pictures of a tomboy!!" (Uh OH)
Akane: ONE BAKA BASHING!!!
Ranma: (Bonk) "What ya do that for!!"
Ranma: And 1 tomboy fiance
(akane: GRRR)
Ukyo : On the third day of christmas, I gave to ranma-kun, three deep dish pizzas
Ranma:"Food!!"
Nabiki: 2 naked pictures (100 yen please)
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! (Jerk)
Ranma: "anyone got some asprin?"
Ranma: And 1 Tomboy fiance
(Akane: "I am not a tomboy"
Cologne: On the fourth day of Christmas I gave to son-in-law, four staff whackings)
Ranma: "OW OW OW OW!"
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas
Ranma: "keep em coming uchan!"
Nabiki: 2 naked Pictures (I also can sell you the tokyo tower)
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! "Don't even think about calling me a tomboy, Ranma"
Ranma: Ulp, And one uncute fiance Urk!! (hit into ground by hammer)
Kodachi: on the fifth day of Christmas I gave to my love, five posioned cookies
Ranma: (Doesen't touch em)
Cologne: four staff whackings
Ranma: "Can't I get a break?" (NAAH)
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas
Ranma: "I'm kinda getting full"
Nabiki: Two Naked pictures ( I also got some of ranma)
Ranma: "Hey!!"
Akane: One Baka Bashing!! (This is fun)
Ranma: "Yeah right!!"
Ranma: And one unsexy fiance
(concussion due to table embedded on head)
Shampoo: On six day of christmas shampoo give to you (Ranma), six amazon glomps
Ranma: "I can see death looming" (Death is a hammer)
Kodachi: five posioned cookies, "hey were did they go"?
Panda Genma: On floor (Medic)
Cologne: Four staff wackings " Come back here Son-In law"
Ukyo: Three deep dish pizzas "Ranma honey come back"
Nabiki: Two Naked Pictures, gets out camera " Although this scene is worth more"
Akane: (Seething and eyes red) "ONE RANMA BASHING!!!, DIE RANMA!!!
Ranma: (Running Scared) "And One CRAZY UNSEXY UNCUTE FIANCEE!!"
Ranma: MUST RUN FAST MUST RUN VERY FAST!!!
TALON: One The Seventh Day of christmas I gave to Ranma ½, Seven new fiancees
Ranma: Open eyed "WHAT"
SHAMPOO, Akane, Ukyo, Kodachi: "What did you say, would you care to repeat that!!!"
Talon: Ulp " Seven new fiancees??.."
Ranma: "do you want to be cremated or buried?"
All fiances together chase after Talon leaving Ranma alone
Ranma: Well,. Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.