One day Fat Albert and the Cosby kids were having a good time in the Junkyard. But then an outhouse showed up out of nowhere and Shrek burst out of it and was like "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!37274858729948585920859320!" Fat Albert said "Hey Hey Hey! Who the hell are you?" Shrek rushed towards the Cosby kids. The Cosby kids said "Oh Shit!" And they fled to a trash can. Fat Albert punched Shrek in the face but Shrek punched Fat Albert but Fat Albert blocked the punch with his fat. Fat Albert fled to the clubhouse and hid there for a while. Shrek burst through the clubhouse door with his onion-zooka. He shot Fat Albert in the stomach but his fat deflected the shot back at Shrek. Fat Albert grabbed the Cosby Kids and threw them onto Shrek and they attacked him. Shrek grabbed Russell and bit his face off and threw him far away. Shrek pulled off Rudy and squished him with his powerful ogre hands. Shrek grabbed Weird Harold and grinded him inbetween his teeth. Shrek grabbed the rest of the kids (Bill, Dumb Donald, Mushmouth, Bucky) stuffed them in a trash can, punched it a lot in a rapid motion, sat on it and threw outside. Shrek turned into Super Saiyan God Shrek but Fat Albert turned into Morbidly Obese Albert. The two fought but Albert grabbed an AK-47 and shot Shrek all ogre his body killing him. Morbidly Obese Albert turned back into Fat Albert and went to McDonald's.