Okay. okay. I know I should be working on 'A Cup of Tea', but I wrote this out at 3 in the morning a few nights ago and HAD to post it. Also, I'm having alot of trouble with the next chapter for my other story. :D A huge thanks goes out to Chocolate Pencil, who read this first!

WARNINGS: Craziness, possible OOC-ness! But this IS a crackfic...

Disclaimer: Shoot, Noel isn't here to do it...I guess I have to. I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE!

"Ryuuzaki, I'm bored." Light 'I'm-a-gay' poked the detective he was chained to's shoulder.

"Then why don't you go find something to DO, Light-kun?" L asked through gritted teeth. The computers in the monitor room had been the only ones to bare witness to Light's consistent complaints of being bored, as the rest of the Task force was scattered around the building asleep. Surprisingly, it was actually starting to get on L's nerves.

"...Fine" Light pouted, turning back to his computer. After several minutes of random web-surfing, he found something of interest."Oh, what's this?"

L immediately detected his excited tone and spun in his chair to see what his 'friend' was up to. Knowing L, he probably wanted it to be something he could use to prove Light was Kira, but sadly...The hell?

"Light-kun." Pausing, he stared at Light's monitor screen. "...Why does your chosen site have a large red dot in the middle and nothing else? ...28%...for choosing such a dull site..." The last part was more for himself, but the brunet still heard.

"I'm not Kira! And this isn't boring!" He huffed, angrily crossing his arms.

"This is about as amusing as watching paint dry. Or watching Matsuda watch paint dry."

"Ryuuzaki, this isn't a mere simple red dot." Stopping in the middle for dramatic effect, Light smirked. "This," he announced proudly, "Is a MAGIC BUTTON!"

". . ." L stared blankly before fingering his lip. "32%, Light-kun." Turning back to his own computer and blatantly ignoring the teens protests, he returned to another case he was working on. Apparently, some Tsume person had carebears exploded all over her office and no idea why...

"Fine! But you won't be a non-believer when I click this and something super special awesome happens!"

"Whatever happens, it's going to be the exact opposite of 'super special awesome'. Whatever that is..."Just as the investigator decided to take up finding the opposite of super special awesome as his next case(no doubt rivaling the Kira investigation in difficulty) and the auburn-haired teen determined that he HAD to show L wrong by pushing the button, something extremely random happened.

Matsuda walked in hand-cuffed to a couch.

"Hey guys, what's ha-" Matsui was cut off by Light shouting "CLICK!" and simultaneously clicking the big button. For a few seconds, everything was silent, with a confused Matsuda standing in the doorway.

"I told you it wouldn't work." L smugly murmured, but before Light could respond with something along the lines of a 'You never said that' a giant hole suddenly ripped open in the floor! It sent our heroes(And the couch and Matsuda) plummeting into the seventh circle of hell and to their deaths!

...Okay, not really. But hell was close enough. They were, in fact, sent to- FORKS, WASHINGTON! Home of the sparkly stalker faeries!

Matsuda was lucky enough to have fallen on the couch he was currently attached to instead of the hard forest floor. Light, on the other hand, was unlucky enough not to only to land on the rough turf, but then have L smash into him and send them both into a EXTREMELY awkward position.

"L AND LIGHT YAOI!" A stampede of insane LxL fangirls attacked!

"WHAT? Matsuda yelled. "Ryuuzaki and Light make a terrible couple! They can barely stand each other!"

"Shun the non-believer!"

"SHUUUUUN!"

The insane fangirls went into an uproar!

L and Light fled!

So? Comments? Reviews? If you get ANY of these references, you get a virtual cookie! And remember: every review you send helps convince me to save an innocent Matsuda from the crazed yaoi fangirls. Don't you want to help a Matsuda in need? xD Until next time! Au revoir!