A Rabid Mouse and a Baggie Full of CheeriosBy:Lukkie C
WARNING: THIS DOCUMENT MAY INDUCE BRAIN DAMMAGE! No one has read this yet except for me and--yeah. I will not be held responsible for rapid elimination of neurons. Read at your own risk...enjoy!
Scully was fourteen years old and her family went on a
vacation to an island.While they were
there, Scully met a really cool friend and her name was Heather, "Mom," Scully
said, "Can I stay hear and live with April for a while?" Scully's Mom said,
"Sure, Scully.No problem."Then Scully's family went back to home.Scully
started going to school with Heather.Heather was in the really cool group at the school.All her friends were the most poplular, and
Heather was the most popular of all.One boy was not popular because everybody said he had murdered his
sister and hid her somewhere.His name
was Fox Mulder.He was pretty cute,
even though he was only seventeen and he didn't really look like Mulder yet,
sort of more like that actor that plays Young Mulder.But anyway, Scully thought he was pretty cute.@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
"Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back."
@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
One
day Scully was out by the sea walking on the rocks.The waves were crashing against the rocks in a very poetic
way.The ocean breeze was making
Scully's hair blow all around her beautiful young face.Mulder was sitting on one of the rocks
looking out at the ocean.He was
thinking about his lost sister."How
I wish I could remember what happened to her!" he thought, because he hadn't had his memory repression from Dr.
Verber yet. "Maybe
everyone is right!Maybe I killed my
sister!" he thought.Scully
saw Mulder and his face contorted with pain and grief. She could tell right
away what he was thinking. She sat down next to him on the rock.*Wow,*
thought Mulder, *it's that new girl.* "Go away," said Mulder, because
he thought Scully was just sitting there from pity."Mulder,
I know what your thinking," Scully said. "You shouldn't blame
yourself any more." She put her arm around Mulder and gave him a little
squeeze."Okay,"
said Mulder. "Do you want to go the dance on Friday?" Mulder had
never been to a school dance because all the girls thought he might murder them
and hide there bodies. He was pretty cute, but he was not cute enough yet, for
that.Mulder picked up Scully
at Heather's house for the dance. Heather was already gone to the dance with
her boyfriend, Steve. Mulder was wearing a print shirt with a really wide tie,
because it was 1978. They went to the dance and it's theme was "Stairway
to Heaven." They danced and Mulder was thinking, "I wonder if Scully
will let me go all the way?" he really thought Dana because then they were
on a first name basis but for all intents and purposes it didn't really matter
that much.At least that's what Rachel
said. Then they left the dance and were driving around, and Scully told Heather
she would see her later at home. Mulder stopped the car by the ocean. It was
dark but the waves were still crashing against the rocks. Scully was nervous
because she believed in Mulder but she was still a little worried about what
had happened to his sister. Then Mulder started kissing Scully and she was
swept away on her passion. Mulder was a really good kisser!@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
"You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
Why you have promised me the world,
But you have made on through.
I totally miss you."
@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
Mulder
suddenly realized, "What is the age of consent in Massachusetts?" He
thought it was probably not legal to go all the way with Scully. But then his
passion carried him away and the only thing he was thinking about was her
beautiful ripe lips. Then they had sex, but it was not very detailed because
that is probably illegal, too.Mulder
drove Scully back to Heather's house. He told Scully he would call her later.
But he never called because the next day he got a letter that he was accepted
into the early admissions program at Oxford, which is in England!But before he got there he was bitten by a
rabid mouse and was rushed to the hospital.But that isn't really important, it's just in the title.But in a way, that could keep them from
seeing each other again, right?::Shakes head:: No...no...Scully
went to school and she was looking around for Mulder, but he wasn't there. Some
other kids told Scully he went to England! She cried a lot, because she
realized that she would never see him again and she now knew that he was the
only one she could ever love! Then Scully decided she would go back and live
with her family again and try to forget about Mulder. She almost forgot about
him, but then she found out she was pregnant, and that reminded her of him again.
@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
"You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
Why you have promised me the world,
But you have made on through.
I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
Oh I totally miss you."
@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
"If
only she would of never met Fox William Mulder!" thought Scully. Scully was
worried about her dad finding out, too (because he wasn't dead yet, since
Scully was only 14). And how was she supposed to get an education and go to
medical school with some little brat running around? But Scully told her
parents anyway, and then she had her baby and it was adopted. Scully vowed she
would forget all about Mulder and her baby.
@~~~{~~~~}~~~~
~ * ~ *15 Years Later* ~ * ~
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Scully
knocked on the door. "Nobody hear but the FBI's most unwanted,"
Mulder said in a joking way.Scully
walked into the office. She saw Mulder, and now he was really cute. He
was wearing his glasses, too. Scully was thinking, "I think he looks like
some one I used to know." Then she thought, "Oh forget about it, your just
imagining it." Then Mulder said his name, but Scully had forgotten all
about it in her regressed memory, so she didn't remember him. Scully said her
name to Mulder, but he had forgotten all about her, too. Then Mulder started
showing Scully some slides, and pretty soon they went to Oregon and Mulder saw
her in her underwear, but he still didn't remember her.@~~~{~~~~}~~~~Cancer
Man was watching a videotape of Scully and Mulder in their office, which was
bugged but they didn't know it. He was thinking about his adopted son, Fox
William Mulder, Jr., who was not living with him because he was going to
boarding school at a military school in Virginia, and it didn't allow women
yet, because it was 1993. "Well, Fox William Mulder, Jr.,* he thought. *At
last your parents meet again!*