" Azuma! where have you been?" a tall but beautiful aged woman called to her bishounen grandson. " I was discussing the important matters to my fellows obaa-sama".

"what matters" asked his grandmother " the importance that is the concours obaa-sama, i know this is not what you want for me but the concours is a very serious matter" said Azuma with a stern face.

"What is so important about that don't you want to watch your grandmother doing the matrix"Azuma's grandmother whined.

"very well Azuma, but you wont continue your study of music in the future for you are to inherit the family business because both your brothers have their own business" "yes Obaa-sama" Azuma left but not before bowing to his grandmother 'stupid bitch' thought Azuma. "OH AZUMA!!!!!" his grandmother cried out " can i have a cookie?".

'A cookie? what the hell is wrong with you bitch?!' thought azuma. "Get your own cookie bitch" shouted Azuma. " but" Azuma's grandmother was about to cry but stopped when he said " fine".

just as azuma was about to give her the cookie she ran out of balance " whoa!" her back bending her head almost dropping, her feet still on the ground, then she slowly, really slowly,i mean extremely slow as in matrix people! placing her hand on the floor and doing a cartwheel.

Then she tied Azuma to a chair near to her, " now watch me as a dance jai ho. than she dance while Azuma was memorized by her hips. ' what the hell I have to stop this' Azuma thought. Then he scouted his chair and kick his grandmothers ass. "HAHAHAHA I won."

HAhahaha kidding this is what happen

"what the hell woman?!" shouted Azuma " AZUMA! HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY TEA LESSONS!" "TEA?! YOU BITCH YOU WERE DANCING JAI HO! AND YA TIED ME TO THAT MOTHA FUCKIN CHAIR!". SLAAAAAP!. "AZUMA, i can dance jai ho! you know that! and what hell is up with your language ya gay asshole!"

"i' am gay! i date Tsuchuira! we have sex every wednesday! And and and I'm pregnant."

THE END


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