The Death Before Christmas

Watari:

Come along children and I will tell you a story

About the savior of Christmas and all of his glory

So sit down and listen or you will be sorry

because this tale is bloody and down right gory.

It was the night before Christmas and all appeared well

The elves were singing and boy their breath smell

Then all of a sudden a ring of a bell

Who could it be?No one could tell.

The door burst open and there he stood

All the elves ran as fast as they could

They screamed for their lives but it was no good

It was an evil that no on withstood.

How did he get there? No one could say.

But his last name spelled backwards it said "I'm a gay"

And all the elves ran in dismay

But where could they go?He destroyed their slay.

He took out a notebook and wrote down a name

And forty seconds later Santa's in flame

He laughed and laughed like it was some game

then took off his pants he has no shame.

"You gave me coal!" To the corpse he said.
"And that is why, you are now dead."

And with that done he hacked off his head

And truly that year, Christmas was red.

And after he left, everyone cried

What will we do? Santa has died.
Then appeared L slouching with pride

The famous detective well known worldwide.

"I will avenge Santa for something to eat."
L declared and curled his bare feet

The elves agreed and gave him a treat

and soon he devoured everything sweet.

He chewed his thumb, it was his quirk

And when he finished it was time for work

Now to save Christmas and beat up that jerk

He knew the culprit and boy did he smirk.

He delivered the presents and when all that was done

It was his turn to have a bit of fun

When he made up his mind it can't be undone

The fire was sparked and war has begun.

Raito awaited for what he suspected

but there was a twist something unexpected

When L arrived naked, and unprotected

Raito found himself strangely erected.

The rest of the story is rated mature

What exactly happened no one was sure

But after that night Raito became pure

All lived happily ever after, that I assure.

Elf: What do you mean happily ever after? Santa's dead!
Melo:What a great story I wish to become L

Near:Don't be stupid Mello you'll go to hell.