Normal P.O.V. some place below the earth's core
Scream, were heard all around Hell. It was might heard above the skies. Demons of every kind, screamed with terror as Hidan ran around the hot plates, chasing after them with his triple blade scythe.
"YES, SCREAM FOR ME. SCREAM FOR ME YOU FUCKING UGLY FUCKS" he yelled, laughing at the terror he made them feel.
Somewhere, behind a hot pointy rock, hid succubus trying to get away from him. They were scared, and tried to hold in their whimpers.
"Hello bitches" he said in ones ears.
She stood there, as the rest ran off. She was afraid to move as he licked her ear shell.
"You know" he started off smoothly. "I haven't fucked a succubus in a long time. Lets see how tight you are after everyone you fucked you whore-"
"Hidan"he heard a deep voice say.
He could only roll his eyes, knowing who's calling him. He threw the poor succubus far away from him, and went to go find Itachi and Sasuke.
It wasn't so long when he saw them. Itachi, an Incubus, flirting with one of the succubus that ran away, and Sasuke, a falling angle, who played with scared demons of hell, before killing them with one gust of his wings.
Hidan, the soon to be Grim Reaper, stop before them. He looked over at them, with hate in his eyes. They coward and ran away. He sighed and faced them.
"That fat ass is calling us" he said.
They sighed and got up to start walking up the long fiery steps of Satan domain.
"I wonder what he's going to lecture this time to us…" Hidan said.
"…Everything" Itachi said smirking.
"Well, this is Hell. Everything bad we do here shouldn't be so…hellish" Sasuke said chuckling to himself.
"Ether way, I'm cussing his ass out again. Who's with me?" Hidan asked
"…" the 2 brothers didn't say anything, pissing Hidan off even more.
"You guys are all pussy" he said.
"Hey, I'm not the one who has to be bad ass for respect" Itachi said as they step on the last step.
There sat him, the king of all darkness that demands respect from all of his people from hell.
"What the fuck do you want know you fat fuck?" Hidan cursed at him.
The evil one twitched, and rose from his red giant thrown.
"What did you call me?" he boomed out with raged.
"I believe he called you a fat fuck" Sasuke said. "What is all the fat you have is pushing up to your ears?" he asked smirking.
The devil twitched some more.
"Don't forget you two; he's about a trillion years old. Old people like him cant here so good. You should speak to him in a way he could hear. HEY YOU FAT PIECE OF FUCK, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR FAT ASS BACK DOWN ON YOUR SHITTY LOOKING CHAIR AND GIVE UP ALREADY" Itachi yelled to him.
Hidan and Sasuke busted into laughter, along with Itachi. Satan was furiously angry to the point that he snatched them up with his hand.
"Do you think it's funny?" he said in their face.
"…You need a mint" Sasuke said.
The 3 started laughing again.
The evil one couldn't take it no more. Just like that, they were in front of the Holy Gates of Heaven.
The 3 boys stared in awed as the Holy One, God, came in front of them.
"Lucifer? My I ask why have thou came to me my child?" he asked, he's voice so soft yet, so strong boomed into their ears.
"Yea" he said, tossing the little devils into God's arms. "TAKE THOSE SHITTERS BACK, I DON'T WANT THEM IN MY WORLD" he yelled
Hidan looked up at him and glared.
"FUCK YOU, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE WE OUT DID YOUR EVILNESS AND TOOK OVER YOUR SHITTY ASS WORLD YOU CALL HELL. GO BACK TO HELL GRANDPA AND LEARN SOMETHING NEW YOU…"
"Old ass mother fucker?" Itachi asked him.
"YEA, YOU OLD ASS MOTHER FUCKER"
The prince of darkness frowned before disappearing back in darkness he once came from.
The boys laughed at this, while God look down at them.
"My children, what have thou done?" he asked them.
They stopped laughing and looked up at the Holy One.
"Well, we were just bored and had nothing better to do." Sasuke said.
"Yea and that fucker had it coming." Hidan added.
"In other words, he treated us like shit. We know what we did badly on earth was pretty shitty, but we didn't deserve to be treated like that. Instead, we made Hell…Hell" Itachi added in as well.
God could only sigh at this. As much as he loves them, being kicked out of hell left him with no other chose.
"Do you 3 understand what thou have to do?" he asked them.
They looked at him confused.
"What do you mean? We're not going back to that fat ass and apologize to him." Hidan stated.
"What I mean is that thou are not welcome in Hell or Heaven. There for, the only place that thou can go is on Earth." he said.
"AWW HELL YEA. I HAVE SOME THINGS I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF DOWN THERE." Hidan screeched.
Itachi and Sasuke could only smirk. The revenge they will take will surely be pleasurable.
"THOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THY" he boomed.
They winced in pain.
"Thou will be sent back on Earth, not to pleasure thou self, but to protect mortals." he said.
They looked at him with surprised look.
"You can't be serious." Itachi said.
"I am always serious my child, for I cannot tell lies, only the truth. Until you 3 are accepted back to Hell, thou are Guardian Angels of 3 mortals."
Before Hidan exploded with rage, God blew them away with sneeze back to Earth separated, to the destination of 3 young girls.
Lexi's P.O.V.
"AND DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE THIS ROOM YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BITCH" my mother yelled at me as she threw me inside of my room.
She caught me sneaking out to run away from this disappointing life I have with her, and move with my older brother, Kakuzu.
"I'm sorry mommy, please forgive-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALEXIS. YOU'LL BE FORGIVING AFTER YOUR CUSTOMER LEAVES. NOW SHUT UP SO I CAN ESCORT HIM OUT" she yelled as she slammed the door, leaving me in my cold dark room.
I felt my eyes water up, because I know what I did was wrong, and filthy. I held my hands to face and sobbed.
I didn't want to go threw this. I didn't want to be touched in places I think is sacred. I didn't want to give blow jobs to nasty older men. I just wanted to be free.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I stop myself from crying, because I heard something smash in my room.
I quickly picked myself from my cold wooden floor and turn on my lights. I picked up a baseball bat next to me, about to attack who ever came in my room. But, I dropped it after seeing who it was.
He has short silver hair, and a muscular body. He wore a pended that was a triangle inside of a circle. He had a triple blade scythe on his back, and was rubbing his head as if he was in pain.
"Mother fucker"
When he turned to face me, purple eyes is what shot memories in me.
"Hidan?" I said lowly.
I knew it was him. I don't know how, but it was him.
"Lexi? God damn it, I'm your Guardian Angels of all people?" he said annoyed.
But I didn't care. My childhood crush some how is back from the dead.
"HOW…HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?" I asked him.
"Oh trust me, I'm still dead. I was just so bad in Hell, that they kicked me out. Then God said…well, I don't feel like telling you."
I didn't hear anything he said. I just ran over to him and held him in my arms.
"I don't care" I whimpered out. "As long as you're back"
Eternal's P.O.V.
"AN F. YOU GOT AN F IN P.E. HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET AN F IN P.E." my father yelled at me with rage.
I just rolled my eyes.
"Because father" I started off. "I don't go to P.E. when in my life time will I ever need P.E.?" I asked him annoyed.
"Uhh, I don't know. Maybe YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE."
"Humph" I grunted, crossing my arms under my chest.
"EVERY SINCE YOU STARTED GOING OUT WITH THAT BOY, YOU CHANGED. YOU USE TO GET NOTHING BUT A'S."
"I still do" I said looking at my nails.
"THEN WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN F?" he yelled more.
I looked up at my father and glared.
"It's not your life, it's mine." I got up and walked out the dining room and to my room.
He tried to call me back, but I just walking up the stares. Fuck him and my mother. It's their fault that I'm like this. And fuck Kabuto too for being a fucking ass. If I could leave him…
CRASH
"What the" I said out loud as I heard a crash outside of my room.
I rushed in there and quickly flicker on my lights.
In there, I saw a guy, my age or older, with long black hair that flow freely to his back. He was muscular and tallish. He had small horns on his forehead, but was soon skunking back inside of his skin.
I almost blushed when he turned to face me. He was amazingly attracting. His onyx eyes pierced in my moon color like ones.
I shock my nasty thoughts of him and glared at him.
"Who are you, and why are you here?" I asked.
He didn't say anything. He only looked at me, slowly trailing his eyes, up and down my body.
"Hn, you look better than the most attracting succubus in Hell." he told me smirking before looking back up into my eyes.
I was taking back. I was never once called attracting, or even being compared to a succubus. Should I take that as a complement, or an insult?
"So, who are you? You must be a demon considering that you saw a succubus, let alone in hell."
"You're not as stupid as I thought, my name is Uchiha Itachi. An Incubus from Hell." he said.
My eyes widen a bit.
"You're here to kill me?" I asked him, never showing fear in my voice, though I was scared shitless.
"On the contrary. I'm here to protect you. I'm your Guardian Angel."
I looked at him with wide eyes.
"How can a demon be an angel, especially you, you damn Incubus?" I asked pissed off.
"Ouch, that hurt. Not all Incubuses are bad." he said. "We do what we can to live. I bet with a body like yours and face so cute, you would be the queen of all succubus." he said.
I just rolled my eyes.
Even dead men annoy me.
Serenity's P.O.V.
I walked back home, limping half the way there. I had bruises and cuts, all around my face and body.
Today, Sakura thought it was time for me to punished, and scratched, punched, and hit me in the head with cold hard text books.
I opened the door to my apartment, which was empty yet warm. I closed the door, and walked over to the note my mother left me.
Serenity, there's food on the table. It's spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. I love you, do your homework.
Love mother.
I sighed when I read this and went up the stairs to change out of my bloody cloths and into my pajamas.
I didn't feel like eating tonight, so now my mom has some food when she comes home tonight.
I sighed as I came to my room, but felt this horrible present in there. I slowly opened the door, only to feel a gush of cold air, blowing past me.
"Son of a bitch" I heard a masculine voice say.
I walked in my room to see a boy. But not just any boy. He had black wings and was shirtless, showing his slightly muscular frame. He has short duck butt hair, and onyx eyes that were so cold it almost made me flinch.
Soon, his wings slowly went inside of his back in a disgusting way. I yelled and ran back to the kitchen to get a knife and my cell phone to call the police.
"Don't even bother." I froze in place as I heard him coming to me. "Who's going to believe you?" he said as he stopped in front of me.
"Hey" he said smirking.
I gulped. We were only a few inches apart, and I could smell a smoky like smell on him.
"Are you…a falling angel?" I asked him, taking some steps back from him.
He shrugged and came closer to me.
"You can say that. Why, are you scared? Do I make you…nervous?" he asked, his smirk rising each time until it crossed into a disturbing smile.
"Well…yes, you do." I said.
He laughed at me.
"You're pathetic" he said laughing at my face.
Soon he stopped and glared at me.
"Don't waist my time being here" he said before walking away.
"W-wait" I said following him back to my room.
"Why are you here?" I asked him.
"Don't talk to me" he said.
"If you don't tell me, then you can just leave" I said.
He looked back at me and glared.
"If I could, I would. But I'm your Guardian Angel. Now shut up, you're annoying."
Yay, my newest story. I feel so proud of myself. Anyways, review and tell me how you like it, or how I can improve it.