Hello fan fiction readers! I updated and it's Monday! My friends helped me finish this! So I was thinking about doing a story about the Pack or maybe the Amazon coven! Or even the Volturi! Reading Volturi fan fiction stories has changed my perspective on them. I will start writing a Pack story soon, either Seth-Imprintee story or a Quil-Claire story. You pick which one first, and if you don't tell me then I'll pick Seth-Imprintee story! Hope you like this one! I am gonna do all the Cullens and Reneesmee and the pack! Enjoy! This is one of my many new stories I will be putting up!
Chapter 1: Little Pixie
Dizzy: Ok, Hello readers! Today we will be interviewing the pixie, the fashionista, the one and only! Alice Cullen!
*no applause*
Dizzy: I said, Alice Cullen!
*no applause*
Dizzy: If you don't firetrucking clap, I'm gonna-
*super loud clapping*
Dizzy: That's better! Now, how are you Alice?
Alice: I'm good. Extra joyful today. And you?
Fatima: Womanizer! Oh OH!
Alice: What the hell was that?
Dizzy: Firetruck! I thought I kicked you out last week!
Alice: It's O.K!
Dizzy: On to the question! I Jasper and your sex life as active as Edward says? *smirks*
Alice: Yeah *giggles*
Dizzy: O.k. then. Why do you love to shop?
Alice: It's my passion, my talent. Besides looking awesome, saving Bella, and seeing the future. Some say it's my addiction, but you know what I say to them?
Dizzy: No, what?
Alice: *gives the finger*
Dizzy: Good answer. So-
Bianca: I just love nachos!
Ally: Me too!
*Dizzy and Alice with WTF looks on their faces*
Fatima: I love nachos too! What a coincidence!
Dizzy: Now, did you have a crush on Edward and Emmett when you first saw them? *almost ROTFL*
Alice: One time! Just for like 4 hours! Let it go!
Dizzy: Well, a little touchy, am I right?
Alice: No! Next question please!
Dizzy: OK so you are going to sing a song for us, Correct?
Alice: Yes! *instantly brightens up* I will be singing T.G.I.F By Katy Perry!
*super ultra loud clapping*
Dizzy: *mumbles* Yeah sure you clap for her like that and not for me!
Fatima, Ally, And Bianca: WATERMELONS ARE REALLY BIG!
Dizzy: Whatever the Firetruck that was, But lets get on with the show!
Alice:
There's Jasper in my bed, There's a hickie or a bruise
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a mini bar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Pictures of last night
Eended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn Last Friday night Last Friday night Last Friday night This Friday night Trying to connect the dots Pictures of last night Damn Last Friday night Last Friday night Last Friday night This Friday night T.G.I.F. Last Friday night Last Friday night Last Friday night Last Friday night
Yeah we danced on tabletops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trios
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Whoa-oh-oah
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Don't know what to tell my boss
Think the city towed my porsche
Chandelier is on the floor
With my favorite party dress
Warrants out for my arrest
Think I need a mountain lion
That was such an epic fail
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Yeah we maxed our credits card
And got kicked out of the bars
So we hit the boulevards
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in he dark
Then had a ménage a trios
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop-op
Oh whoa oh
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Do it all again
This Friday night
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
T.G.I.F.
Yeah we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Yeah we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage a trios
Yeah I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
Oh-whoa-oh
This Friday night
Do it all again
Dizzy: Thank you Alice! Tune in next week for the world's best prankster! I'm pretty sure you can guess who it is, am I right? Good night, Happy late Veterans Day, and Happy early Thanksgiving!