Hello Again readers! My second update today! I hope you like this! I thought it be a good filler between my other stories, like a reference that shows how they feel. Some of these are super hilarious, so be warned! I have a bunch of ideas for this. So yeah, enjoy. Today I put 2 songs since they kinda relate.
Chapter 1: Tanya and Mike? WTF
Tanya Version: Girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed! You're so fine She's like so human Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed! I can see the way, I see the way you look at me Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed! In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I want to be your girlfriend
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I want to be your girlfriend
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I want to be your girlfriend
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed! Hey! Hey!
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed! I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I could be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Ed! Ed!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Mike Newton Version: Boyfriend
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell! You're so fine He's like so freaky Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell! I can see the way, I see the way you look at me Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell! In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way! I know that you like me
No way! No way!
I know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I want to be your boyfriend!
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright)?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn awesome
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking prince, yeah
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I could be your boyfriend!
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I want to be your boyfriend!
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (again, again, again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your boyfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say his name ever again (and again, and again, and again!)
I don't like your boyfriend! No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I could be your boyfriend!
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I want to be your boyfriend!
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell! Hey! Hey!
'cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell! I could be your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I could be your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Bell! Bell!
I want to be your boyfriend!
No way! No way!