Okay. I wrote this on request. I found it really hard to do as I'm not as Wilson-minded as I am House. Therefore, if you have a minute, I would really appreciate some feedback and advice on how to get better. Thank you.
I do not own Wilson, his hideous ties, or his epic crush on House.
Monday
Today's Tie:
Blue. With maroon spots. Lovely.
Most Awesome Thing I Cooked Today:
These little spinach and tomato parcels. They were the dog's eyebrows.
How Annoying Was House?:
Very doesn't even begin to cover it. It would be like saying that the sea was slightly wet, or that the poles were a little far away. House has a whole separate ego for being annoying.
On a related note, there is still the faint shadow of permanent marker on my forehead. *Facepalm*
Tuesday
Today's Tie:
A classic red. Like the President. Only I'm cuter.
Most Awesome Thing I Cooked Today:
In theory I would claim my own version of a spiced up Caesar salad...but House stole it.
How Annoying Was House?:
Once again I found myself sleeping on his couch last night and woke up with a numb leg. So I hobble through to the kitchen and House yells,
"You're limping! About time I rubbed off on you!" And winks.
And I stand there like a dork, wondering if he will ever get the hint and actually rub me?
Now I feel dirty. Will brush my teeth.
Wednesday
Today's Tie:
Yellow, purple stripes.
Most Awesome Thing I Cooked Today:
Cheese on toast. What? It was a busy day.
How Annoying Was House?:
He took the fuse out of my hairdryer. The fuse! My hairdryer!
Apparently he had a problem with me looking nice. Or maybe just being woken up at 4am. Either way; it was childish. I'm still not talking to him.
Thursday
Today's Tie:
GREEN. Oh yeah! *Does victory dance*
Most Awesome Thing I Cooked Today:
Vegetarian lasagne. With goats' cheese. And fresh salad.
Amazingly enough, House didn't steal this one.
How Annoying Was House?:
I'm breaking the news to some poor, poor girl that she probably won't live to see next Christmas (and trying to wangle how I can get a date), when House comes barging in announcing that Cuddy's boobs have grown overnight.
And it's ok, he assures me, I don't have to leave my office – I can probably see them from here.
I groan, audibly.
Friday
Today's Tie:
It was a gold colour, but House cut it off.
Most Awesome Thing I Cooked Today:
Pass. We ordered pizza.
How Annoying Was House?:
House was annoying when he took the mick out of my meticulous note keeping.
House was annoying when he tripped me up with his cane.
House was annoying when he decided to pay a visit to one of my patients and ask to treat him because "Wilson is an idiot and it is not cancer." It clearly is.
But most of all, House was annoying when he followed me into the elevator, pressed the emergency stop button, and slipped his tongue in my mouth.
Did I say annoying? The guy's a jerk, but he sure can kiss.
(Needless to say we never got round to the pizza). *Sighs happily*