Eustace,Muriel, and Courage are at the Katz Auction House in Nowhere.
Katz is the auctioneer, he is holding up a gold pot filled with gold coins.
Katz: Lets start the bidding at $5.00
Muriel: $5.50
Floyd: $10.00
Le Quack: $ 15.95
Shirley: $ 29.85
Eustace: Don't bother Muriel it was too expensive when it went beyond 2 cents!
Muriel: Oh c'mon Eustace! It looks just like the gold pot my first husband gave to me. Poor Henry he was such a nice fellow!
Courage: What happened to him?
Muriel: He vanished one day when I came back from a day at work at the sewing factory. I came home and the pot and Henry were gone. I called the police and they said they knew of an evil leprechaun who would steal gold pots from people's houses and kidnap the owner of the pot's soul so the leprechaun could use their souls to live on.
Eustace: You except me to believe that your stupid first husband 's soul was captured by a stupid Irish legend mythical creature and it uses people's souls to live and it likes to collect pots of gold!....Your nuts woman! Go ahead and bid on that stupid pot and you'll be in big trouble!
Muriel: With who? May I ask.
Eustace: Me! Because I won't loan you the money to buy that stupid pot, and you'll be stuck with it and you'll have no money to pay for it!
Le Quack: $ 134.00
Shirley $ 167.00
Muriel $ 199.00 !
Le Quack: $ 200.00 !
Muriel: $ 200.01
Katz: Sold! To the fat lady with the glasses!
Eustace: How dare you!
Courage pulls out the money and hands it to the auctioneer
Eustace: You stupid dog! I don't want a cursed gold pot in my house! It'll clash with me' chair!
The Bagges and Courage travel back to their house
Muriel: I think the evil leprechaun accident was just a coincidence, you don't think it'll happen again? Do you Courage?
Courage: (whines)
Muriel: I'm going to the flower store to buy some flowers to send to my sister Dorothy. Sorry Courage , but you shouldn't go because you always sneeze all over the flowers. I think that many flowers in one place is a bit much for you.
Courage: Please! I really want to get away from Eustace
Muriel: Ok, I see your point. The house does stink from when I made that sour kraut salad. I guess you want some fresh air...is that want your wantin'?
Courage: Yeah, your close enough!
Eustace: Don't bother asking me, cuz I don't want to go.
Muriel: Well that's good, now our trip will be more enjoyable. Lets go Courage, maybe if we leave now the bakery will still be open and we can get some iced gingerbread snaps!
Courage: Yay!
Courage and Muriel leave to the bakery and flower store...
Katz: Lets start the bidding at $5.00
Muriel: $5.50
Floyd: $10.00
Le Quack: $ 15.95
Shirley: $ 29.85
Eustace: Don't bother Muriel it was too expensive when it went beyond 2 cents!
Muriel: Oh c'mon Eustace! It looks just like the gold pot my first husband gave to me. Poor Henry he was such a nice fellow!
Courage: What happened to him?
Muriel: He vanished one day when I came back from a day at work at the sewing factory. I came home and the pot and Henry were gone. I called the police and they said they knew of an evil leprechaun who would steal gold pots from people's houses and kidnap the owner of the pot's soul so the leprechaun could use their souls to live on.
Eustace: You except me to believe that your stupid first husband 's soul was captured by a stupid Irish legend mythical creature and it uses people's souls to live and it likes to collect pots of gold!....Your nuts woman! Go ahead and bid on that stupid pot and you'll be in big trouble!
Muriel: With who? May I ask.
Eustace: Me! Because I won't loan you the money to buy that stupid pot, and you'll be stuck with it and you'll have no money to pay for it!
Le Quack: $ 134.00
Shirley $ 167.00
Muriel $ 199.00 !
Le Quack: $ 200.00 !
Muriel: $ 200.01
Katz: Sold! To the fat lady with the glasses!
Eustace: How dare you!
Courage pulls out the money and hands it to the auctioneer
Eustace: You stupid dog! I don't want a cursed gold pot in my house! It'll clash with me' chair!
The Bagges and Courage travel back to their house
Muriel: I think the evil leprechaun accident was just a coincidence, you don't think it'll happen again? Do you Courage?
Courage: (whines)
Muriel: I'm going to the flower store to buy some flowers to send to my sister Dorothy. Sorry Courage , but you shouldn't go because you always sneeze all over the flowers. I think that many flowers in one place is a bit much for you.
Courage: Please! I really want to get away from Eustace
Muriel: Ok, I see your point. The house does stink from when I made that sour kraut salad. I guess you want some fresh air...is that want your wantin'?
Courage: Yeah, your close enough!
Eustace: Don't bother asking me, cuz I don't want to go.
Muriel: Well that's good, now our trip will be more enjoyable. Lets go Courage, maybe if we leave now the bakery will still be open and we can get some iced gingerbread snaps!
Courage: Yay!
Courage and Muriel leave to the bakery and flower store...