This is my first fanfiction so please R/R
The Wedding
Will and Elizabeth are in England planning their wedding
Elizabeth: This is going to be so fun
Will: Yeah but where are we going to get married
Elizabeth: Yeah I would like to have it here but It would be fun to have it on the Pirate island
Will: but I'm not sure where the island is at
Elizabeth: but Jack does, can you hand me my cell phone I get free weekends (she dials 10-10-220 and then 1-800-find-a-pirate)
Pirate operator: thank you for calling 1-800-find-a-pirate can I help you
Elizabeth: hello I am looking for the number to Jack Sparrow
Operator: It is num1-pirate or 6861-747283
Elizabeth: Thank-you (She hung up and called Jack)
Jack: Hello its captain Jack Sparrow of the black pearl
Elizabeth: Hey waz-up its Elizabeth, can u gloat any more
Jack: Yes want to hear
Elizabeth: save me the unpleasentries I have a question
Jack: I'm listening
Elizabeth: Can u take us to the Pirate Island
Jack: let me think uhuhuhuu no
Elizabeth: please I need a ride because I am going to get married
Jack: ok fine I'll meet you at the dock tomorrow at 9:00am I'll be in the black pearl
Elizabeth: Thank you so much Bye
Jack: Your welcome cutie, see ya there
Will: I want to take a cruise
Elizabeth: I do too but don't we want to get married on the pirate island
Will: ok fine what time is he picking us up at
Elizabeth: 9:00am tomorrow but I think that he thinks that I I what to run off and marry him
Will: whatever
Elizabeth: Are you jealous
Will: no
Elizabeth: you know you are
Will: stop acting like a child
It is then 9:00am the next morning
Will: there he is
Jack: Hey Elizabeth I think I am not ready for that kind of commitment yet
Elizabeth: I'm getting married to Will not you
Jack: I knew that
Will: Lets just go already
On the black pearl
Will: are we there yet
Jack: You sound like a little kid
Will: No I don't
Jack: Yes you do
Will: No I don't
Jack: yes you do
Will: Nooo I don't
Elizabeth: You would think that you guys were related or something stop fighting
Will: ok
Jack: fine
Will: Speaking of family do you know who my father is Jack?
Jack: Yes
Elizabeth: Why do you want to know Will?
Will: I wanted him at our wedding
Jack: Will I am your Father
Elizabeth: Oooooo this is such a Star Wars moment (crying)
Will: why haven't you told me, you could have told me years a go?
Jack: Because I'm a wanted pirate
Will: Still I needed you but I wouldn't want to be wanted
Elizabeth: oh look were here
Will: Dad can I have a bachelors party
Jack: Sure son
Elizabeth: No way
Will: please I'm begging you
Elizabeth:ok fine but only for one night and I get to tag a long
Will: tonight then: we will wed tomorrow
They get off the ship
Jack: lets get going you guys
Will: where is he best place to go
Jack: The pirates dance cove
Will: lets go then
Jack: Hold on wait for me
They arrive at the cove
Jack; oh there's suzzane (he walked to her and said hi)
Suzzanne: why haven't you called me (And she slapped him
Jack: I might of disserved that
Will: did that hurt
Jack: I'm used to is already
Jack: there's Sara she's a good one for you
Will: Sara wan to dance (Will started dancing like disco style)
Sara : dance right and I want to kiss you ( she kissed him)
Will: Sara I am married she then slapped him
Elizabeth: (slapped him too) it must run in the family
Jack: HaHaHa very funny
It's the next day at the wedding
Da da dada da da dada
Will: lets get this over with
Elizabeth: where is the priest
Priest: Its me the drunk'en skally wag
Will: oh great
Priest: Will say "I do"
Will: I do
Priest: Elizabeth say "I do"
Elizabeth: I do
Priest: kiss each other and get it over with
They kiss each other and run to the pearl
Will: hurry dad we have to start our honeymoon and I have to check my email
Jack: fine where r u going
Elizabeth: New York were going to see the shows on Broadway
Will: And I get to go to the largest Toy's "R" Us
The Wedding
Will and Elizabeth are in England planning their wedding
Elizabeth: This is going to be so fun
Will: Yeah but where are we going to get married
Elizabeth: Yeah I would like to have it here but It would be fun to have it on the Pirate island
Will: but I'm not sure where the island is at
Elizabeth: but Jack does, can you hand me my cell phone I get free weekends (she dials 10-10-220 and then 1-800-find-a-pirate)
Pirate operator: thank you for calling 1-800-find-a-pirate can I help you
Elizabeth: hello I am looking for the number to Jack Sparrow
Operator: It is num1-pirate or 6861-747283
Elizabeth: Thank-you (She hung up and called Jack)
Jack: Hello its captain Jack Sparrow of the black pearl
Elizabeth: Hey waz-up its Elizabeth, can u gloat any more
Jack: Yes want to hear
Elizabeth: save me the unpleasentries I have a question
Jack: I'm listening
Elizabeth: Can u take us to the Pirate Island
Jack: let me think uhuhuhuu no
Elizabeth: please I need a ride because I am going to get married
Jack: ok fine I'll meet you at the dock tomorrow at 9:00am I'll be in the black pearl
Elizabeth: Thank you so much Bye
Jack: Your welcome cutie, see ya there
Will: I want to take a cruise
Elizabeth: I do too but don't we want to get married on the pirate island
Will: ok fine what time is he picking us up at
Elizabeth: 9:00am tomorrow but I think that he thinks that I I what to run off and marry him
Will: whatever
Elizabeth: Are you jealous
Will: no
Elizabeth: you know you are
Will: stop acting like a child
It is then 9:00am the next morning
Will: there he is
Jack: Hey Elizabeth I think I am not ready for that kind of commitment yet
Elizabeth: I'm getting married to Will not you
Jack: I knew that
Will: Lets just go already
On the black pearl
Will: are we there yet
Jack: You sound like a little kid
Will: No I don't
Jack: Yes you do
Will: No I don't
Jack: yes you do
Will: Nooo I don't
Elizabeth: You would think that you guys were related or something stop fighting
Will: ok
Jack: fine
Will: Speaking of family do you know who my father is Jack?
Jack: Yes
Elizabeth: Why do you want to know Will?
Will: I wanted him at our wedding
Jack: Will I am your Father
Elizabeth: Oooooo this is such a Star Wars moment (crying)
Will: why haven't you told me, you could have told me years a go?
Jack: Because I'm a wanted pirate
Will: Still I needed you but I wouldn't want to be wanted
Elizabeth: oh look were here
Will: Dad can I have a bachelors party
Jack: Sure son
Elizabeth: No way
Will: please I'm begging you
Elizabeth:ok fine but only for one night and I get to tag a long
Will: tonight then: we will wed tomorrow
They get off the ship
Jack: lets get going you guys
Will: where is he best place to go
Jack: The pirates dance cove
Will: lets go then
Jack: Hold on wait for me
They arrive at the cove
Jack; oh there's suzzane (he walked to her and said hi)
Suzzanne: why haven't you called me (And she slapped him
Jack: I might of disserved that
Will: did that hurt
Jack: I'm used to is already
Jack: there's Sara she's a good one for you
Will: Sara wan to dance (Will started dancing like disco style)
Sara : dance right and I want to kiss you ( she kissed him)
Will: Sara I am married she then slapped him
Elizabeth: (slapped him too) it must run in the family
Jack: HaHaHa very funny
It's the next day at the wedding
Da da dada da da dada
Will: lets get this over with
Elizabeth: where is the priest
Priest: Its me the drunk'en skally wag
Will: oh great
Priest: Will say "I do"
Will: I do
Priest: Elizabeth say "I do"
Elizabeth: I do
Priest: kiss each other and get it over with
They kiss each other and run to the pearl
Will: hurry dad we have to start our honeymoon and I have to check my email
Jack: fine where r u going
Elizabeth: New York were going to see the shows on Broadway
Will: And I get to go to the largest Toy's "R" Us