Liquid Honor
It was one of those days in between the nights of zombies. Nikolai was getting bored and sober. While Takeo was boarding up the walls Nikolai decided to pull a prank. He was over near the double tap root beer.
Spotting a zombie corpse near the machine he put stock of his gun in the corpse and found it covered in blood. He wrote "Liquid Honor" on the machine.
" Hey Japan guy. I found good drink." Nikolai said to him. Takeo walked over and his eyes were wide.
"More honor. I need this." he said inserting his points he grabbed the bottle and and drank the whole thing.
" This is not honor. This is bad American drink." Takeo yelled.
" What did you say you mother-." Tank yelled at him.
"So this is what they mean by, 'get drunk on life.'" Nikolai said.
I just want to say, it was my brother's idea. Don't flame me.