Family Oddness

Summary: Darcy has always been odd, but what if she was not the only one and her family was odder than anyone else would ever believe. Crossover Avengers/Thor/ Sherlock /James Bond (Craig-movies).

Note: Okay so this will be a series of one-shots they might jump around, they kind of just came to mind and they will be put here. This will be Avengers AU and not at all together with the three movies that have come out for phase two. I also have a crossover with Sherlock (BBC) and James Bond (Craig movies) because the idea kind of popped into my head I hope I don't mess up. Also this will have SLASH I am telling you that now.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers they belong to Marvel. I don't own Sherlock it belongs to Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I don't own James Bond it belongs to Ian Flemming and its other owners.

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Family Oddness

One: The Phone Call

Darcy was trying to get Jane to eat and that was not something easy to do, but that was not the only thing she was trying to do she moved around the floors and gave Bruce his tea and some blueberry's to Tony to keep him happy. Everyone seemed to be in peace which was something that surprised her, that is until her phone vibrated, she looked at it and saw the phone number; she ignored the call, like she always did, because she didn't need the drama at the moment she was feeding her scientist.

"Darcy can you give me the paper work on the wormholes?" Jane asked.

"Yeah." Darcy told her. Jane was working on her things when her phone went off, that seemed to break her out of her funk.

"What?" Jane said and answers the phone. "Hello…" she said and listened in.

"Here." Darcy told her giving her the papers.

"Darce the call is for you, from a woman whose name is Anthea." Jane told her. Darcy tried not to growl before grabbing the phone and putting in her ear she didn't even let Anthea talk.

"No and tell him not to call my friends phone or anyone in my job or I will do something incredibly evil to him." She growled into the phone before clicking and giving it back to a confuse Jane.

"Who was that?" Jane asked.

"My brother's 'buddy' I don't know what they are." Darcy said with a slight smirk, she wasn't going to tell Jane that Anthea or whatever her name was this week was her brother's PA, she liked getting him in trouble.

"What does he want with you?" Jane asked her, Jane didn't know anything about Darcy's family since her intern even if she can talk her ear off sometimes never talked about her family it was one of the subjects she avoided but in Avengers Tower that particular subject was always avoided so it didn't surprise her at all.

"He wants to do a family meeting, but I won't do it, you cannot pay me enough to be in the same room as my brothers." Darcy told her. Though the real reason was she didn't want to be near Mycroft and his all-seeing eyes, there was a reason she moved to America when she could to get away from his jurisdiction. Danforth, her twin, had done the sanest thing and gotten rid of his name to only have a single letter to his name and added a 00 to his protection detail.

"Oh." Jane told her.

"If this same number calls you or something like that just hang up." Darcy told her.

"Okay, but your brother troubles cannot be as bad as Thor's." Jane told her.

"Oh, I'm not sure about that they may not be gods but…" Darcy let it go thinking one was the British Government, the Consulting Detective and the Quartermaster, yeah, her life was very odd.

"But?" Jane asked.

"There are just very different." Darcy told them.

"What do they do you never told me that?" Jane told her.

"One of them is a business man, the other works with the police and the last works with computers." Darcy told her it was the cover story she used when someone asked.

"Oh." Jane said. "That doesn't sound terrible."

"I know." Darcy said with a smile.

"Are any of your brothers married?" Jane asked.

"Nope, yes, kind of not really, they're all in relationship that they love and god blessed them because their partners have so much patience." Darcy said with and smirk thinking about, James, John, and Greg.

"They seem like they would be nice to meet sometime." Jane told her.

"No they aren't well the oldest isn't the other two might be alright." Darcy said before walking away. Jane shook her head because she didn't understand her assistant.

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Note: This is the end of the chapter, I hope you guys like it. Don't forget to review.