Hail Folks! This is a small little idea I came up while trying to think of a good story for my next Chapter in System Restoration. I couldn't concentrate until i wrote this down and this was also amazingly fun! (And short.)

This will simply be me poking at things I thought about the games and sometimes about others in general.

So this is just a little skit I made for fun. Hope you find it as brain crunchy as I did.

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{Scene: Set up like a late night show.}

Pg-13: Hey everyone, I'm trying a new bit where I interview a character of my choice from the Fire Emblem universe. This might be a onetime thing- might not, but… I'll see.

Today on this show, please give a warm welcome to Mister Garrick!

{Crowd applause as Mr. Garrick comes in with a full tuxedo and sits down.}

PG-13: Welcome Mr. Garrick!

Garrick: Please call me Gar.

PG-13: Now first off, thank you for agreeing to be in this mini slot.

Gar: I'm honored you chose me as your first! I should be thanking you.

PG-13: Swell. Now I need to ask, how do you feel about your newly acquired popularity?

Gar: It is great, PG-13! By now almost everyone immersed in the FE: Awakening Self-insert stories know my name and face by heart. I can't go a day with people recognizing me and either wanting my autograph or them fleeing in terror!

Pg-13:(Looks at audience.)Now for those of you that don't know: Garrick here is the first boss of FE: Awakening. Recently, thanks to the success and popularity of Gone2GroundEX, there have been more Self-insert fanfics. And in most of these types of Fanfics, most if not all, these fanfics will include Garrick as the first portal to how the stage is set for their stories: including my own Self-insert. This is not only the case in Self insert stories, but novelizations of the game and other forms of stories. This has made Garrick one of the more popular of first bosses in Fanfiction's FE stories.

{A board lights up showing that this is all pure opinion based analysis and is not to be taken seriously as a fact.}

Pg-13: So Garrick, tell us about yourself: when you're not pillaging villages, what are you doing?

Gar: Well to be honest: I like to practice my vocal chords.

Pg-13: So you can sing?

Gar: What? No no no- I wish I could, but I can't. I practice my pipes so that my voice gets louder.

Pg-13: Now why is that?

Gar: You see, I noticed people will listen to you more if you have a loud voice and tell them what to do! I mean, my mom used to do it to me all the time!

PG-13: Whoa! That makes sense!

Gar: Yeah, see! My boys listened to me, not only because I was super tough, but because I seemed like the guy with a plan to them.

PG-13: And how effective is this?

Gar: Unfortunately this technique is completely worthless with family members. My siblings ignore me while me mom always turns it against me.

PG-13: So basically the people we want it to work on most are completely immune to this.

Gar: Yep.

PG-13: That's depressing. *Sigh* If only this could work on my younger sibling.

Gar: Ha! If only… You know, I was recently talking to Emereus…

PG-13: Sorry, but who?

Gar: Well according to your fancy information, he is supposta be the first boss of FE: 6.

Pg-13: Really? Are you friends with the other FE first bosses?

Gar: Yep! They all swarm around me ever since of my new popularity. They all mostly want favors though… But recently though, Emereus was just asking how to be like me, and I could only respond by saying, "I just be lucky!"

PG-13: Hmm you are lucky, now that you mention it. I don't even remember anyone from the Paralogue chapters other than the twins Vincent and Victor.

Gar: Yep, which is why I am always glad to be a part of any Fanfics… even though I always seem to die…

PG-13: (nodding) You're the stepping stone of every writer…

Gar: … Wait… I feel like… My popularity isn't as good as I thought to be…

PG-13: What!? Why!? Your countless and sometimes brutal death has subconsciously paved the way for everyone in the FE: Awakening community! There can be no story if you're not six inches below!

Gar:… Umm… Wow… I… Maybe I should at least… I guess… be happy people know me?

PG-13: Yes! After all you put the "Dead" in "beating the dead horse!"

Gar: …..I-

PG-13: hmm what? Oh sorry, looks like we're out of time!

Bye folks!

{The scene fades to black with the words "The Corner" Filling the black.}