You sup guys. This is it. disclaimer Please
Tobi: DeathMatrixz don't own Naruto. He does this for pure entertainment. Can I have my lollipop now Sir DeathMatrixz
Me:No, You ridicule piece of shit get back in your cage
Itachi woke up flying to the sky "What the fuck is going on ?"
He waited and he flew into a large house "Well, Why the fuck I am here" he thought to himself. "You useless piece of crap dickshit arsehole motherfucker slut!" "You're the fuck... Wait, Did you just called me a slut ?" "Yeah, I did you blonde gay shitass". Itachi's ear was bleeding from the screaming and he knew who was screaming
He entered the house seeing Hidan and Deidara beating each other up, Sasori mixing up glowing chemicals, Kakuzu writing on paper. The uchiha scratched his head thinking "Why is the Akatsuki here" the puppet looked at him and explained "Death gave us Akatsuki our own place to chill at the afterlife because we cause too much chaos in the mainland" and Kakuzu added "The only ones here are Me, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, And ..." he didn't bother to finish his sentence because he saw Orochimaru glomped Itachi screaming "I want your fucking sexy hot Uchiha body". Everyone stopped their business and tried to help Itachi but in a mere seconds Orochimaru was covered in black flames screaming "I regret nothing but not having sex yet".
After a moment to douse the flames the groups sat in a circle "Hey Orochimaru, You said you didn't have sex yet" Hidan said "Yes" replied the snake man "I thought you raped Sasuke while he was sleeping" the Jashinist said "Fuck you Hidan, The mental images.. It is fucking gross!" the blonde terrorist screamed and there were a mutual understanding between Itachi, Sasori, and Kakuzu "What a fucking pedophile"
(While at Earth)
Sasuke was walking and sneezed "Someone must be talking about me"
(Back at Akatsuki Afterlife HQ or AAHQ)
"How did you die Itachi ?" the puppet man asked "I got defeated" the Uchiha said "Ha, So much for Itachi the perfect uchiha" Deidara said "On purpose" Itachi continued "How could you win if you only keep staring at him and burning him " Deidara kept teasing Itachi when he formed a Su'sano and smashed his face "Go ... And ... Blow... This ... Up... You ... Piece ... Of... Shit..." With each word a smash Deidara get which left a crater of mashed stuff which was assumed to be Deidara "Un" a sound came from the mush then Itachi kept smashing the mush for 10 hours and cooked it with Amaterasu leaving nothing left
After a few days Deidara reformed and came back to the AAHQ found Hidan on a wheel spinning, And Itachi with a blindfold on throwing kunais at Hidan. Apparently, Itachi was a marksman leaving 15 kunais on Hidan's head. Deidara just sat down next Sasori and enjoyed Hidan scream each time he got hit in the head. It was all fun until Kakuzu came in "Death, Just gave us a 75" Flat Inch Screen TV" Itachi said "How can we have cable on the Afterlife" "It doesn't show TV shows it projects what is happening in the real world" Kakuzu said "So, No porno" Orochimaru said
So guys what do you think. I have no confident in my writing so it might not be funny but if the whole gang shows up it might be
Tobi: Please Review,Suscribe and many more bullshit
DeathMatrixz: Good asshole now get the fuck in that cage