AlphaRidley: yep! The second fic in my trilogy has now began!... Let's hope it's more exciting than the last one.
Edit (7/26/13): went back to look at this and realized just how awful it was, so I'm editing it this to fix the horrors known as grammar mistakes.
Ch 1: That thing they call a Monster
In a place far, far away from where us humans call home... Two golden yellow eyes opened...
Kyeremu's pov.
"Where am I? Oh yeah... I'm buried alive under a fucking meteor. How am I supposed to get out of this one? Fuck... I need to get the hell out of here now..."
Somehow summoning the strength I melted the ice around my wings with Iceburn and Freeze shock. I then started to dig myself out of the comet
"There! I'm out of the fucking comet, now I have to make the long ass trip back to The Giant chasm..."
"You're still alive?" Genosect asked, his eye twitching in amazement.
"It will take more than a fucking comet to kill me Geno... You should know this by know" I said frowning at him.
"Yay!" he cried, jumping forwards and hugging me.
"Get off me!" I growled glaring at him.
"Ok!" He chirped letting go of me and doing a backflip in midair, landing on the tip of a nearby stalagmite.
"So what are we going to do know?" he asked in a monotone.
"Right now... Absolutely nothing, but you're going to go bother your girlfriend Meloetta" I replied walking over to my normal spot.
"She's not my girlfriend okay! I do NOT like her that way!" he shouted glaring at me and waving his arms in the air comically.
"Yeah sure, whatever." I droned, waving my arm in an 'I don't care' manner
"I don't understand what makes you think I even like her anyway..." he said sliding to the ground.
"Oh, just little things I pick up here and there..." I yawned, laying my head atop my arms and closing my eyes in preparation for some sleep.
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Opening my eyes I raised my head and looked around. I was back in The Giant chasm. The entire cave almost completely dominated by sparkling Ice crystals. It was a wondrous sight, and one I had gotten used to over the many years I had lived here.
The villagers had feared me for years, claiming I was a man eating monster just because some of them were lost among the endless sparkling of my ice.
And then the trainers... Bah! Don't even get me started on them... Those despicable humans, trying in vain to capture me just because I was powerful...Snort! Humans have no right to capture Legendary pokemon when we have the power to kill them at will... And to save their asses. No matter what profession they go after, humans are a greedy species... An ambitious species... A despicable type of organism...And one that I will loathe until this body of mine becomes nothing but a rotting corpse.
Walking out of the cave I headed towards Lacunosa town, to put my mark on the world, to show them the meaning of the word hatred.
As I arrived in the town I swung my right wing, destroying a house as if it were a toothpick. Spotting a little girl I picked her up and roared in her face, certainly scarring her for the rest of her miserable life.
Setting the girl down I laughed as she ran away crying. "Feel my wrath! " I roared, destroying multiple other houses before walking back to The Giant chasm.
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"Rayquaza!" Rotom shouted appearing in front of said dragon with a TV. "We have a problem!"
"What is it this time?" Rayquaza growled opening his eyes.
"Well you know the reports of the Man-eating-monster of Lacunosa town?"
"What about it?"
"Just watch this."
On the TV. Set a Dinosaur like pokemon with Ice on it's wings and head burst into the town demolishing a house with a swing of it's arm. The Monster proceeded to roar in a little girls face before destroying several houses and going back the way it came.
"Kyeremu..." Rayquaza hissed, his eyes widening before narrowing into slits.
"This is not acceptable! Rotom, go tell the other legendarys at once!" Rayquaza said gritting his teeth.
"Yes Rayquaza!" Rotom said hurrying out of Rayquazas sight before he got injured.
"You are dead meat Kyeremu!" Rayquaza roaredinto the sky.
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"So... What are you going to do Rayquaza?" Mew asked in a serious mood for once in her life.
"Make him pay, what else?" Rayquaza replied flicking his tail back and forth, like cats do when they're annoyed.
"If you just charge in there you're screwed, you should take someone else with you." Heatran said.
"You don't know that." Rayquaza said stubbornly.
"You know, Heatran has a point Rayquaza. It would be better if you went with someone else. So... Heatran go with him." Mew said.
"What?" Heatran shrieked. "I don't want to go!"
"You have a type advantage and you're the one who brought the point up, so you get to go." Mew said cheerfully.
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"Damnnit..." Heatran said as he rode atop Rayquazas head as Rayquaza flew towards Lacarosa town. "Not only do I have to fucking go... But it's Freezing in the Ozone! How do you stand it Ray?"
"I was made to be able to stand it... The real question is, why can't you stand it? Your body temperature is extremely high compared to that of lesser beings" Rayquaza said lowering his altitude slightly.
"Yes, lets lower our altitude by several meters! That should fix everything!" Heatdash said sarcastically.
"Stop complaining will you?" Rayquaza said lowering his altitude by about three miles. "It tends to get annoying."
"How about you tell me something I don't already know. That sounds like a great idea to me." Heatran retorted glancing down at the ground.
"Don't tell me your acrophobic!" Rayquaza said lowering his altitude... Yet again.
"So what if I am? I live a Volcano while you live in the fucking Ozone! Can you really blame me?"
"No I can't but look! We're here! The coldest place on the earth." Rayquaza said pointing towards The Giant chasm.
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Genosect ~ CiYaXD! ~ Meloetta
