SplataShots!
A/N: Hello! It's WhereTheLightGoes here! I just wanted to say, I'm happily going to take requests for this story, providing it is nothing too rude. I'll do it as best I can and aim to get a chapter up ASAP. So if I've not updated, it's because I haven't have the time, or haven't started one yet. Overall, enjoy!
Chapter 1: Boredom
It had been four weeks since the Attackers had come. As a result of this, most of the Defenders were happy, Thorne in his lab making slime. Faetal with Medeva shopping twice a week. Vane eating his way steadily through the entire contents of the fridge. Skabb was keeping himself occupied with shouting at everything and everyone who passed him. The only one who had completely nothing to do was Kookaburra. He had been in his nest for about half an hour when he walked into the living room, and said, "Boooored!" In a sing-song voice. Thorne, who had been reading his magazine 'Alchemist Weekly' rolled his eyes and sighed. "Why don't you go pester someone else, Birdbrain?" He said, flipping through his magazine. Kook flopped onto the two-seater sofa (A/N: I am British, yes, we use 'sofa') and thought for a moment. "Hey, Thorny, is there a rule that stops Defenders from doing the course?" The Australian bird asked. Thorne didn't even look up from his magazine, "Don't think so." He muttered, and at that, Kook leapt to his feet and ran to the Moat. He stood at the start, ready to go, when Vane walked past, holding a sandwich for his second breakfast. "What'cha doing, Kook?" He asked, leaning against the wall. "I am going to do this course." The bird replied, Vane shrugged, "I could get Medeva and Faetal to defend for you if you like?" He offered. Kookaburra grinned, "Sure, why not?" Then Vane left. He came back after about fifteen minutes with the other two Defenders. Medeva took the Splatzooka and Faetal took the Aquiliser. Vane wandered slowly over to the Slime Station. "One, two, three…GO!" Faetal shouted, and Kook leapt off the starting platform and onto the barrels. He soon reached the Slippery Slope and Medeva shot at him. One hit him in the face and Medeva laughed, "Hey, y'know that hurt right?" The bird glared, and then carried on with the course. He soon reached the Beastly Battle Axes after falling in at the Incline. He leapt onto one of the Axes and Vane squirted him with goo and he slipped, but didn't fall. The Australian made it over the Axes and started on the Bridge. Faetal fired up the Aquiliser and Kook squealed, he did not like water. He ran across the bridge, and then used the Disc to leap to the finish. Then he danced, albeit not well. He was tired, and wet, but he had made it.
A/N: So, I hope you enjoyed this! I'm open for constructive criticism, but if you have nothing nice to say, and I receive PM's like this "OMG! Ur rubbish lol." Then I will not be a happy llama. Anyway, PM me if you would like to request a Splata-Shot!