Two mammals sat at a café table, eating donuts. One was a skunk in a yellow shirt and brown cargo shorts, with an air freshener around his neck and a ZNN hat. The other was a silver fox in a navy-blue button up shirt, black shorts, and a black fedora.
"Hi!" the silver fox greeted, smiling at the camera as if he were speaking to the viewer. "My name is Billy Silva, owner and proprietor of Silva Star Ferry Service, and this is my friend, Steven Stinkman of Zootopia News Network. Tell me, my dear viewer? Are you being railroaded by the police? Do you feel defenseless, like not one mammal is on your side?"
Stinkman gave a cheeky smile. "If you answered yes, you're probably in jail and can't see this commercial. But if you know someone else who needs help, we've got just the mammals for you!"
"Badge & O'Possum Law Office!" Silva proclaimed, climbing up to stand on the table and raising a finger into the air. "They have well-educated, ambitious defense attorneys, and all of them are ready and willing to fight on your behalf!"
"Even if they have to bluff, blunder, and BS their way to a Not Guilty verdict!" Stinkman added.
"So call Badge and O'Possum: Ace Attorneys!" Silva finished. "They'll help you get away with murder!"
They both froze in place for a few moments, keeping large grins on their faces. Then the screen faded to black.
"Annnnnnd that's a wrap!"
"Nice job, Billy. We really nailed that one."
"Ha ha, that we did Steven! Now let's go finish this up. Hey, Mr. Badge?"
"Uh oh."
"When do the two of us get our pay?"
"Er...about that. We're kind of a fledgling law office, so we don't really have the budget to pay you all that much for the commercial, which was great by the way!"
"...I'm sorry, what?"
"Now Billy, let's try to be reasonable about this."
"Where's our money, Badge?!"
"Ack! Not the suit!"
"It'll be okay, man! Don't hurt him!"
"He doesn't know what hurt IS!"
"Billy no, put down the chair-!"
Due to unexpected impact with a blunt object, the day's footage proved unretrievable.
Alrighty people! This is the official reveal of the big project I mentioned in the most recent chapter of The Nightmare Knight. This is just a preview. The title of the new story will be Badge and O'Possum: Ace Attorneys! It is a Zootopia\Ace Attorney crossover that will be co-written by me and my trusty partners: Berserker88 and Lucky the Meowth. We have all been looking forward to this project for a very long time. It will also have a much different system than my other stories. Instead of just posting each chapter as we finish, we will be writing out every case completely, then posting one chapter per week until each case is done. We hope you all will enjoy this. We are all working very hard on it. We had the idea for a fun little commercial starring mine and Berserker's zoosonas. Billy Silva belongs to me, and Steven Stinkman belongs to Berserker88. That's…pretty much all I have to say. At least for now. See you all when the rest of the story comes out!
So, my friends, until we meet again,
Jack, Berserker, and Lucky, OUT!
