Ella: Hi! It's me, Ella. I've never written a story before, so here it goes! I was really bored when I wrote this.
Lavi: Yeah, she nearly cried. Man that was a horrible night... ~sweatdrops~
Ella: Anyways, ~rather angry~ I hope everyone enjoys!
Allen: Ella does not own -Man.
Lavi: ~whispers~ If she did it would be a nightmare...
Ella: Shut up Lavi, or you're a dead bookman.
Lavi: EEK!
Chapter 1: Things to never do in the world of -Man:
Never mention 'debts' or 'General Cross' to Allen. Especially together.
Never say 'Lenalee is getting married' to Komui
Never get in the way of a fight between Kanda and Allen
Never tease bookman about his age.
Never yell at Lenalee. She holds a grudge.
Never eat Allen's dango
Never call Allen 'moyashi'.
Never call Lavi 'baka usagi'.
Never talk to Lenalee at market on a bad day. She might dump groceries on your head.
Never take Lero away from Road.
Never give Skin Bolic anything that doesn't have sugar.
Never play poker with Allen.
Never curse Krory's flower (Roseanne). It will eat you. Alive.
Never take Komui's rubber duck.
Never sleep around Lavi. He has a tendency to draw on people's faces.
Ella: Review? Please? Oh, and I have more chapters. I need at least five reviews.
Lavi: You're pushing your luck.
Ella: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....