Nativity- Ouran High School Host Club version (SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO IS WHO)
Scene 1
Joseph enters
Joseph: Wahhhhh! Mary, how could you?
Mary: Do what, Joseph?
Joseph: How could you, and not even tell me about it!
Mary: Do what, Joseph?
Joseph: And you didn't even tell me about it, it's not true, it's not true!
Mary: Like what, Joseph?
Joseph: That you're pregnant. (Runs to mushroom corner) My darling Mary has all grown up, she even had an affair (stand up in all his flowery goodness) Give me back my Mary (A giant pic of Mary miraculously appears out of thin air into Joseph's arms)
Mary: How many times have I told you, NOT TO GO BLOWING UP OTHERES PICTURES JOSEPH!
Joseph: I..I'm sorry.. . ... Wahhh, she shouted at me!
Mary: I'm sorry (rolls eyes), Joseph, although, it did touch my heart a bit that you're worried.
Joseph: (flowery background) Then, let me continue. My feelings for you reach the heavens above, (Mary leaves, Joseph does the stupid blonde smirk) they are stronger then the eternal flames of hell, and yet.. Yet, you have an affair on me! Mary, Mary, huh? Where are you, Mary?
Fine, if thats how its gonna be, then haveit your way, Ill be fine. ( Throws a tantrum then falls asleep0