A/N: Crack, pure crack. But I like writing crack, and if you don't like it, then leave. This is completely random but very funny. I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: The day Sasuke's hair is actually blonde will happen before I own Naruto.

Sasuke Uchiha woke up to what seems like an average week day morning. Though today he was in a good mood, he even seemed (dare I say it) happy (is that even possible for him?) He went to the bathroom to clean up, but when he looked in the mirror, he was shocked beyond belief. His hair was blonde! (gasperz!)

He stood there twitching for a minute, but he couldn't seem to stay upset (maybe it was his new blonde-ness). He sighed and got ready for the day.

Sasuke was on his way (OMG, that rhymes!) to meet his team when he was approached by Malem (an OC of mine, by the way).

"Hi Sasuke!" she greeted, the caffeine/crack dripping from her voice. She was jumping up and down so fast, she almost seemed to vibrate.

"What do you want Malem?" he questioned, folding his arms and glaring down at her.

Her eyes darted from left to right then focused on him. Then she pulled her leg back and kicked him in the shin. . . hard. She then ran away laughing like a madman (or woman, whatever)

Sasuke now hopped up and down on one leg, clutching his injured shin.

"what the hell was that for?" he wondered aloud through gritted teeth. He soon got over it and continued on his way.

After a while, Ino ran up to him and shouted,

"Sasuke you jerk!" and then she too kicked him in the shin. The same one that Malem had kicked, might I add, and it was still sore. . . now it started throbbing again. He swore under his breath as she ran off (not screaming like a madman, but giggling.)

"Why me?!" Sasuke shouted towards the heavens.

As soon as his leg stopped throbbing (yet again), he continued in his way, yet again. He had almost reached his destination when some random little village girl ran up to him.

"It's a three-peat!" she shouted in a cheery voice, and then she too kicked his shin.

He finally reached his destination, and he was in a bad mood. His hair was blonde, his leg was sore, he had just been having an all around bad day. The only good thing was that he hadn't been attacked by fangirls. Though during training, his personality seemed different, he was actually nice.



After they were done, he walked home alone. This time, his trip was uneventful, giving him time to think (meaning no one tried to kick his shin).

'What is wrong with me', he wondered, 'And why is my hair blonde?' He stopped walking and stared into space for a minute. He shrugged and finished his journey.

Feeling tired, Sasuke went to bed early. He fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Sasuke shot up in his bed, sunlight streaming in through his window.

"Thank god, it was only a dream" Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief. He went to the bathroom. His gaze fell on his reflection in the mirror. His hair was blonde! (dun dun Duuuuun)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" he screamed as his hands flew up to his head. When his hands came in contact with his hair, there was a weird squishing sound and he felt some sort of weird goo. He lifted his hands slowly off of his head and they were coated with a yellow substance. Sasuke stuck one finger into his mouth and his eyes lit up with recognition and he pulled his finger out.

"Why is there banana pudding on my. . ." he drifted off, "NARUTO!!"

Really random but I wanted to write it. Please R&R! Ja ne!!