dumb bella

by cullenized chipmunks

what if bella was really dumb and was never intrested in edward, who was a drooling nerd. well this is my veiw on that thought soz not very good at this. this is my first story. any comments will be acepted

Dumb Bella

( a/n) Well, everybody is always talking about how hot Edward is but what if he is some drooling human geek. And bella was a dumb as tweedledum. This is not a bash just a random thought me and my Friend had one night after a lot of iron-bru.

Disclaimer: i don't own twilight or any of the charecters, i fi did i wouldn't be writing these

Bella's Diary

First day in forks, it was so boring. This weirdo walked up to me and drooled onto my new Prada shoes. Not only that he had spots on his forehead in the shape of a Donut. What is the place. Phoenix was so much better. But just as i was leaving school the geek walked up to me again and babbled and farted. How rude of him, he did not even say excuse me. Dad is coming, got to run.

Second day, same boring stuff. Blah Blah and i have to sit next to him in biology. I think he should be called a neek, half geek and half nerd. Somebody whispered behind my back, " Her hair should be died blond." Shut up i screamed to their face.

A month later. The geek has declared his name as Edward Cullen. There are 3 other geeks(Alice, Jasper and Emmet). The blond one, her name i forget, is really cool. We have so much fun. We bitch about everybody 24/7, even her boyfriend(emmet). That reminds me i need a boyfriend.

Two days later. Dads just announced that we are going to La Push tomorrow to see some old friends. Oh the joy. Rosalie won't come, the fat cow.

Next Day. OMG. That guy is SO Hot. XD

Next School Day. They all laughed me when i said i saw a hot guy at the weekend. Oh, know i get it. EWW, they thought it was Edward. That snively, drooley neek. Damn, he was looking at me as well.

Day after Yesterday. I explained to the guys that i meant Jacob Black not the neek. They laughed again. The summer is next week so it means Jake, Jacob and more Jake. What shall i call hime Jake or Jacob? I don't know. Crap having a mental breakdown. The guy who invented the flushing toilet was called something Crapper, i think. (A/N This is real)

The Summer Holiday. I am going to see tha hot thing today.

Just got back from The angels house. We have dates for the next six weeks.

Next Day, First Date. He walked up to me and well, OMG, he Kissed me. it was PERFECT. Then he walked away. It is a start.

The Next Week. The things father told me to get lost and that jacob never wants to see me again. I told the father of the thing that i was just going to kill myself.

The end of the Summer. Well, i am still alive. I still love jacob but i am now going out with a guy called Mike. I saw jacob a day ago as i was walking with Mike. Mike pecked my cheek and Jacobs whole body started to quiver as he ran away. I used a long word. QUIVER. Yeah Me as i clap my hands and jump for joy.

Next day. I was walking again and saw HIM. He walked up to me and said " You are going out with the Newton Kid."

" Yes," I replied," You hurt me, did you know that?" He started to shake again.

"Its..." he carried on.

" Well, what?"

Then suddenly all his clothes riped of and where he once was there was a massive dog. Oh, i am mistaken it is a wolf. It is a reddish brown colour. Hang on what am i doing? My ex just turned into a wolf. I should be running for my life. Too late my legs are gone and i can see the light.

Jacobs Mind

Oops. Maybe i should have not done that. Off to Canada, Du da Du.

EL FIN