Homestuck: Play Truth or Dare

by hpfan10101

As the title suggests, it's a truth or dare with Homestuck characters. I will only be using Alpha Kids, Beta Kids, and Post-Scratch trolls. It's in third person and present tense. If you don't like that, don't read it. Reminder: Please send Truth/Dares via PM, not in the reviews. Rated T due to everyone's - including my own - cussing.

A young-looking girl with brown hair walks up to the stage. She stands in front of the microphone and speaks.

"Hello everybody! This is the one and only Hpfan10101! I know I should be updating other things, but I thought this would be fun! I decided to start a 'truth or dare' thing, right here! The best part? Iiiiit's... DRUM ROLL PLEASE!"

A drummer begins the drum roll at her command.

"HOMESTUCK! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You-" She's interrupted by a boy with gray skin in the audience.

"GET ON WITH IT SHIT-HEAD!" He yells.

"STFU KARKAT, I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!" Hpfan yells back. Karkat only grunts in reply.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, YOU, the reader, will be able to tell me the Truth/Dares! Please send them to me via PM, or if you are a guest, you can add them to the regular review. Listen people, someone who created a wonderful Fullmetal Alchemist-" Hpfan growls as she's interrupted yet again.

"Aw man, I love that show!" A boy with white hair and triangular sunglasses says to the boy sitting next to him.

"DIIIIIIIRK!" Hpfan yells, "As I was saying..." her eye twitches in irritation. "The creator of a wonderful Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare fanfic had to stop it due to the dialogue being in chat... Form? Text? Not sure what to use there..."

Hpfan laughs nervously and rubs the back of her neck. She recovers quickly and continues.

"Anyway, please send in things for the wonderful characters of this fantastic fandom to do/say. And keep in mind, I am not changing the rating up from 'T' so don't send in THAT kind of stuff. Also, I can interact with the characters, so I can always be included. I don't own Homestuck, so... See ya in the next chapter!" She walks off the stage and the curtains close behind her.

She runs back to the microphone. "Also, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. I would be happy to explain anything that has confuzzled you. Now I'm done!" She walks off stage once again.