Prologue: Beginnings

12,000BC, a simple time where dinosaurs and cavemen live in semi- harmony, the mighty serpent rulers, Vennominaga and Vennominon were currently getting ready to start their mating ritual, which only happens once every million or so years. The ritual itself must be perfect and be un interrupted, but luck was not with them this time as they began a Neanderthal walked in and, being a lesser species, thought that they were food and threw a spear (stick with rock), which caused a major chain reaction. The "spear" pierced Vennominaga's flesh and Venominon's appendage which caused the a spray of blood and fluid to thoroughly coat the caveman, which in turn changed him into a snake-like humanoid thing with sub-par intelligence, an energy source called "magic," and the ability to speak the ancient language of the snakes which became known as Parseltongue. This is the origin of Lord Voldemort.

1921 AD, the silence of a Florence, Italy night, is broken by pained yells of torture, yes folks some poor man is having his hand crushed by his soon to be giving birth wife. Italian crime boss Don Cianti and his wife Susan were soon to be proud parents to one of the most evil men to ever exist. Lord Voldemort was born Thomas Alvaric Cianti, in his youth Thomas witnessed his father commit various murders, crimes, and larcenies. At the tender age of 8 Don had Thomas murder his own mother as he had suspected that his wife had been cheating on him, but it turned out that the young woman he had been seeing was only fraternizing with the local towns maker of pepperoni. Unfortunately, this caused his father to kill himself over the grief he felt, leaving his son Thomas the sole owner of his father's riches and the Mafia.

1923 AD, Thomas is sitting in the Corinthian leather chair at his desk, while his henchmen cleaned up the gore and body created from the man who had slept with his girlfriend, not to mention the fact that he killed her too, seeing as she believed that anyone who slept with another man besides him was tainted and therefore unfitting for his most honorable of beliefs. It was only a few days later that he heard a knock upon the downstairs door. It was the daily post being delivered. Seeing as there were no servants around, he went himself. It was rather cold in the foyer, and he told himself that he really must get a maid to do these mundane things for him. As he opened the door, a massive grey owl swooped in and, after circling his head several times, landed on his shoulder, dropping a rather heavy letter from its beak to his hand. He took the letter, and the owl soared back into the air, and out the door. He went back upstairs to open the rather large letter, and two things came out, a list of school things, and a letter. He, being a man of noble stature, read the letter first. It read:

Dear aspiring Witch/Wizard,

We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessesary books and equipment. Term begins as soon as you are enrolled. We await your owl eagerly.

Yours Sincerely,

Markas Declaren

Secretary to Headmaster Armando Dippet

Hogwarts School to Witchcraft and Wizardry

Supply List:

First year students will require:

1: 3 sets of plain work robes (black)

2: 1 plain pointed hat (black) for day wear

3: 1 pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)

4: 1 winter cloak (black with silver fastenings)

Books:

All students should have a copy of the following:

1: The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk

2: The History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot

3: Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling

4: A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch

5: One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore

6: Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger

7: Fantastic Beasts and where to Find Them by Newt Scamander

8: The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble

Other Equipment:

1 wand

1 cauldron (pewter, Standard size 2)

1 set glass or crystal phials

1 set of brass scales

Students may also bring an owl OR a cat OR a toad OR any other small animal

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST-YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS!

During his reading, Thomas had subconsciously walked back to his desk, where he then sat down and pondered what he had just read. "Ha! Magic, as if!" he humorously spoke. Then as if out of nowhere an elderly man with a chest length beard of pure white, wearing majestic purple robes spoke. "I can assure you Mr. Cianti, Magic is very real." Just then Thomas jumped up from his seat with a gun in his hand, "Who the hell are you and give me one good reason why I shouldn't waste you right now!" as he spoke Thomas' unoccupied hand slowly reached for the button under his desktop. "I am Albus Dumbledore, and I was sent here by Headmaster Dippet to help you transition into the wizarding world." spoke the strange man. 'Oh great a nut job'. Thought Thomas sarcastically as he pushed the button to call in his henchmen. "Well then I am sorry to bring you back to reality, but there is no such thing as wizards and witches." As Thomas finished his sentence his 30 or so henchmen entered the office, each armed with a large handgun, and surrounded Dumbledore. "Now, what the hell are you doing here, and how did you get in?" the man did not answer, but he even had the audacity to smile with an annoying twinkle in his eye. "I'll give you until the count of 5." The man stood silent with the smile ever present upon his face.

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

The henchmen cocked their guns and leveled them at Dumbledore.

"5"

"I'm sorry but you'll have to die." Said Thomas with an extremely sadistic smile.