Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Ok, so this is a parody of Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly. It stars Dante, Vergil, and 2 random Japanese girls. And once again, the brilliant mind of Saphira946 is involved as well, so kudos to her. So, on with the story. Enjoy, loves :3

Disclaimer: I don't own anything or no one 'cept the 2 Japanese girls named Saki and Momo. But, I secretly own Vergil 'cause I'm kewl like dat, yoཀཀཀ

Saphira946: You ain't kewl. Pete Wentz is kewll, with 2 Ls.

Pink: Ish Peteཀཀཀo

It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary Spring, in some random ordinary city with ordinary people and monsters. Secretly, Dante didn't even know what city they lived in, so like the good and annoying little brother his father taught him to be. He asked his older brother, Vergil or Verge as he called him. Pissed the hell out of him to.

"Hey Verge, what city do we live in?"he asked. Vergil looked up from his Sudoku book and said with a sigh. "For the . . ."he counted on a piece of paper. "5,656,454th time this week. We are supposed to live in New York."he said irritably.

"Really? Hmm, it feels and looks more like Detroit or Bolivia."

"Do you even know where and what Bolivia is?"Vergil asked. Dante didn't even know how to use the stove when he had to cook a frozen pizza 'cause a shortage of Fuji disposable cameras in Seoul, South Korea stopped people in New York from going to Mario Brother's Pizzeria and others such as Papa John's, Dominos, and Pizza Hut. Anyway, back to the present. After some long deliberation on Dante's part which consisted of scratching his ass and answering a prank call, he finally said something. "Of course I know what Bolivia is. It's where you take a heavy ass ball and throw it at some weird ass thingies. It's like knitting, but a lot harder. I remember Dad what's 'is face used to do that."Dante felt so proud of himself for knowing something Vergil didn't.

"Moron."Vergil muttered.

"What?"

"Moron. As in you."after a little pause. "Bolivia isn't like bowling...or like knitting. Bolivia is a country in the Andes State."Dante scratched his head like the monkey at the zoo.

"Whatever."so with that he went back to his Wonder Woman comic book. A few hours later...

"Hey Vergil, what city do we live in?"Dante asked... again. Vergil made another tally mark on the sheet of paper. 5,657,455 times this week and it wasn't even noon yet and it was only Tuesday. Vergil sighed and turned to his dim-witted and common sense lacking brother.

"Dante. Please shut up. We live in New York. Not Detroit, Annapolis, Anaheim, or Bolivia."he turned back to see a Billy Goat eating his Sudoku book.

"Oh yeah. I kinda bought a goat for you as an early Hanukkah present."Dante said smiling.

"Dante, we aren't Jewish and this is May. Hanukkah is in December. And, I don't think you get gifts on Hanukkah."Vergil said looking away from the goat in disgust. It was taking a piss on Beowulf.

"NOOOOOOOཀཀཀ"Beowulf yelled as the goat started to chew on him.

"Damn you, son a Spartaཀ I shall have my revengeཀ I'll put something horrible in your shampoo or something to that effect."Dante and Vergil just stared at him. The door swung open as Dante was about to say something. It was Enzo.

"Guysཀ I have a job for youཀ"he yelled right in Vergil's ear.

"What is it?"Dante asked excited.

"This creepy guy came to me and told me he needed a couple of strong hunters to take care of some creatures or something. I couldn't really understand him. He kept on speaking in Asianese. Anyway, the place is the lost Village of All Gods Village in some creepy and dangerous forest village past some twin deities that are supposed to trap you in the village if you pass them.Villageཀཀཀ Well, have fun and don't get killed or anything."Enzo said as he ran out the door and heard an, "Owཀ"as Enzo ran into the recycling bin that really needed to be moved, but both brothers were a little too lazy to get up and move it, though they could easily destroy it.

"Well, let's get going."Dante said as he got his coat on and grabbed Ebony, Ivory, and Rebellion.

"Wait, Dante. This job seems kinda odd."Vergil said trying to make sense of what the man had told Enzo.

"What do you mean?"Dante asked, looking at all of his Devil Arms.

"For starters, Enzo didn't even tell us how much money we get. Another thing, it's supposed to be in a lost village, it's supposed to be very dangerous and creepy in the forest were it lies, plus, did you not hear when he said there were some twin deities that if you pass them, you become trapped in the village. Are you not concerned at all?"Vergil asked.

"Dude, are you scared?"Dante asked, smugly. Vergil humphed and replied. "Of course not. I just find it a bit strange, is all."

"Sure."Dante said simply as he grabbed Yamato and dragged Vergil out of Devil May Cry.

Vergil was now standing alone by the twin deities. Dante had run after Wynona Rider.

Flashback . . .

They had just arrived at the entrance to the forest.

"Thank you -san for the ride-san. Mr. Cabdriver-san."Dante said slowly giving the man some money. The man just stared at Dante and replied. "You're welcome and work on your Japanese. It sucks."the cab sped down the road and soon was chased by a police car.

"Well, shall we go."Dante more along the lines of stated and not asked. Vergil knew from experience that Dante wouldn't pass up the opportunity for some violence and demon blood shed. As they walked down the man made path towards All Gods Village, they started seeing signs. Not signs for Poky, which made Vergil sad. He loved Poky, his favorite flavor being blackberry. Anyway, Dante read the sign aloud. "Go back. Danger ahead. For more information about the lost village please call 558-265-1158 and ask for Nobunaga Oda. No it's not the same one that got killed in 1582 at Honnoji. His mother had an unhealthy obsession with Nobunaga and called him that. Her Chinchila's name is No."

"Who's you're a pack o' okra."Dante couldn't say his name.

"His name is No-Bu-Na-Ga O-da."Vergil said slowly so Dante wouldn't get a headache trying to understand the complicated Japanese name that was really simple.

"C'mon, Dante. Let's get this over with."so they walked on until they came to another sign an hour later. This time Dante made Vergil read it.

" Reader beware, you're in for a scare. Unless you can't read. Then you're just plain screwed. People don't live in the lost village. They all died and are now haunting the place. If you come to slay demons because, your informant is an Italian retard and was tricked by the ghost of a man who got caught in the paper shredder in the office of the head priest. You've been warned. Have a nice visit to All Gods Village."wow these signs were extremely messed up. Vergil heard sniffling coming from beside him. He looked at Dante and saw he was crying.

"That poor man. Those damn paper shredders will be the downfall of humanity."Dante growled.

"Uh... Ok?"Vergil was a bit skeptical about whether or not Dante was the more sane one. Actually the only sane one was Agni and he likes Hamtaro. So, that says something about the family and the things associated the family. Soon, ok it was like 3 or 4 hours later. They came to their final sign. Which was right by the twin deities.

"Ok, this is the last time I'm gonna tell ya to go back and make an honest living selling porn magazines at the local Friends 'N' Lovers. If you pass these deities, you're not gonna come back. But, if you're dead set on getting the handsome reward from the paper shredder ghost, named Horus. Then by all means. Go and get yourself killed. Oh and be sure to visit the gift shop before you die."Wynona Rider happened by and read the sign for them. They stood there for 15 minutes playing Japanese rock, paper, nuts (even though Wynona had none), trying to figure out who would read.(the one who loses gets to read)

"Check to make sure you have everything you brought with you."Vergil said as he checked his pockets. Yep, he had his wallet, Yamato, and a pack of Orbit gum.

"No."Dante said sadly.

"What?"Vergil asked, instantly regretting it.

"She took my PSPཀ"Dante yelled running past the deities. Vergil looked up at the sky and asked. "It was a trap wasn't it?"

"Damn right."Morgan Freeman said. Wow, he really was god.

End Flashback. . .

So, yeah. Now you know what happened. Vergil sighed and ran after Dante who had only made it about 8 or 9 feet in past the deities when he got his hair tangled on a branch on a tree that reminded him of Milla Jovovich for some odd reason. So, he untangled Dante and they resumed their trek to, what Vergil hoped was Dante's fate and not his.

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: So, what do you think? Good or bad?

Saphira946: I thought it was nice. Why Wynona Rider and Milla Jovovich?

Pink.Ninjas.Of.Midgar: Dunno, I was listening to Amish Paradise.

Saphira946: Oh, that explains it.

Vergil: Message them or I shall gut a fish and slap you with it's bladder.

P.S. From Vergil: I was paid to say that.

Dante: No you weren't (Now Vergil tackles Dante and they dissapear in a cartoonly smoke cloud.)

Insert random profanities and the occasional fist and/or foot