Grooving to Another World
By Kuzlalala
Notes: I was wondering if Kuzco gets to go to Ivalice. Besides, he's my favorite character so I need to give heart for him. And I accept Anonymous reviews. Am I right?
Disclaimer: Don't own FFTA nor The Emperor's New Groove/School Besides, Montblanc and Marche and the others weren't born yet!
Chapter 1: The Emperor Named Kuzco Just Went to Ivalice!
There was an Empire at the land of Inca. It was called the Kuzcotian Empire which is rich with neat and traditional crafts like clothes and potery. The citizens there likes to pet llamas, their animal icon. And they also groove. But, since when they like to do that. Well, this kingdom is ruled by a teenage emperor named Kuzco. He's a skinny eighteen-year-old man who had black hair, blue earings and dark brown eyes. He loves to dance and his people also danced.
Now he was at a high school called Kuzco Academy. It's a school Kuzco paid for and it's not cheap. He must learn there until the year he graduates, then he can be the emperor. At that school, he had a crush on Malina, a smart cheerleader. They're both still single-with no boyfriends nor girlfriends. And Malina knows that Kuzco loves her but Malina doesn't seem to like him.
One day at the principal's office, the principal called Amzy, which was actually Kuzco's purple, old, bald and wrinkly advisor Yzma, called Kronk in. Kronk thought that he was called by her because he had made a mistake as usual, but Yzma called him because she had a plan to make herself empress. When Yzma and Kronk went to their lab, Yzma had found a book called the Gran Grimoire. It looked quite old, probably as old as Yzma. She asked Kronk to give it to Kuzco.
"If Kuzco gets to go to another world, I'll become empress." Yzma laughed and knew that this plan won't be messed up.
It was recess, Malina was sitting on a table under a patio umbrella. Then Kuzco saw her and and joined her to sit. "Hey Malina, what's up?" He asked. "I'm fine." Malina answered normally. Then Kuzco looked at her wisely. "I know that you love me." Kuzco doubt. "No I don't. Besides, we're friends." Malina reacted.
Suddenly, Kronk came in with a book with neat designs. "Hey Kuzco, do you want to read this book? I know you do..." Kronk asked Kuzco. Kuzco shooed Kronk like he did when he was an emperor. "I don't read books, Kronk!" Then, Malina asked. "Wait, is that a grimoire?"
"Well, I don't know. I think it is." Kronk replied.
"Then give me that book, then." Kronk gave Malina the book.
"What's a grimoire?" Kuzco asked.
"I didn't read much about it yet, but what I knew is that a grimoire is one of the rare books that started from long time ago. There were many kinds of grimoires."
"But what kind of grimoire is that?"
"This is the Grand Grimoire. Also called The Gran Grimoire, this book is about Black Magic. If I'm right, this book was made way before Noah's Ark after the land of Kiltea extinct." Malina explained. "So what are we waiting for? Let's read this book!"
"Oh I'm not reading that book alright."
"It's not like I asked you, Kuzco."
What she read were latin words and pictures of different species. Suddenly, the book asked something.
"Write your name."
Kuzco looked at the book. He pushed Malina and said, "If someones going to write their name on a sacred book, it's going to be me!" Malina reacted, "You? I'm the one who just read it."
"But I'm the emperor of this big kingdom. So it's all about me!"
"That's a reason? I don't think so!"
Both of them wrote their names.
Kuzco
Malina
The book welcomed them suddenly, "Welcome to Ivalice, Kuzco and Malina."
After that there was a sudden moment again. There was a warp on the book shaped like a tornado with flashes of golden light. "What's the matter with this book?" Kuzco asked. "I think this book is warping us to another world!" Malina answered with fright.
The book sucked them two and closed slowly without anyone noticing. Then, Yzma disguised as Amzy Went close to the table and lifted the Gran Grimoire with her single purple bony hand. "Now, with Kuzco gone and Malina not to tell anyone, I will soon become empress! Ha ha haha haha!"
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"Huh...?"
Kuzco was in a flowery grassy field with tiny plants in it. Now he wasn't at Kuzco Academy. He wasn't wearing his uniforms, either. He was wearing a long red robe with long sleeves which has the same collar as when he was wearing his emperor clothes. He also wore a yellow straw hat which didn't itch his head at all. And what he's holding is a rod. A wooden rod with a glassy ball. Then, he saw some ears in front of him. Then he stood up. It was...
"Malina?"
Now she had white hair with two bunny ears that stood up on her head. She wore a bronze armour and a brown leather skirt. She wore high heeled boots and a brown cachusha. Then, she was holding a longbow, a big one. It has Incan carvings (wonder if they have one) on the wooden bow. On her back was a bag with arrows-sharp ones.
"You're a bunny-woman! AAAAAAH!!" He ran as fast as he can.
"KUZCO! What bunny?" Then Malina looked at a puddle a few steps away. Then she saw her reflection which looked something strange. "I look ugly!" Malina shouted. She ran away, too. Then suddenly, she bumped a human. When she looked up, she blushed as she looked at the handsome man.
"You look hotter than the other vieras, so don't hate yourself." He said smoothly.
"Vieras?"
"You don't even know yourself?"
"So, I'm a viera?"
"Yes, you are."
"So, who are you?"
"I'm Richard, part of the Ivalice Pharmacists Guild. We gather herbs to cure fever."
"So Richard. Were are we?"
"We're at the Giza plains of course."
"So where's Kuzco?"
"Kuzco?"
"He has a red robe and a straw hat."
"I think I can call him. HEY STRAW HAT BOY!"
Kuzco came to Richard and Malina with dissapointment. "I'm Emperor Kuzco!" He protested.
"Sorry, but is this lady yours?"
"Well yes she is! But now she has bunny ears and white hair!"
"Their called vieras. Of course they had bunny ears and white hair!"
"Well, she's still my hottie-hot-hottie."
"Then TAKE HER, THEN!" He handled Malina the viera archer to Kuzco.
Then Kuzco and Malina walked away from Giza Plains and headed to a strange city with other species that Malina saw in the book.
Then, there was a reptilious man with a hat and a garb. When Kuzco saw it, he yelled.
"LIZARD MAN! AAAAAAAAAH!!" He ran like a girl but after after running for a second, he was tugged in by the lizard. "Who daress to call me a lizard! I'm a BANGAA!!" He roared. "And I'm gonna punch your facce, sskinny man!"
"Not my face! It's too beautiful to be punched up!"
After the bangaa held his collar, a voice came.
"Hey! He's my classmate!"
That was Malina, the archer. "Even though he bugs me a lot, he's still my friend! So let him go because he didn't know that you're a bangaa!"
"Hey, what have we got here? A hot and ssexy viera archer is with you, black mage!"
"BLACK MAGE?" Both Kuzco and Malina asked.
"Look at your rod. It hass a sspell. Read it."
Kuzco read a spell and came out a ball of fire from his rod. After that the bangaa carried Malina. "Watch out, viera!" He yelled. The fire flew fast from his rod. Luckily it missed and it hitted a raw meat instead.
"THANK YOU, BLACK MAGE!" The owner of the meat thanked.
"Ssee? You just cast a spell. Only people who claims theirsselvess as a black mage or ssomeone who hass black magic before can casst it."
"Why did you help us?" Kuzco asked.
"It'ss for an apology for not knowing that you haven't ssee a bangaa before."
"Thanks!"
"Kuzco!" Malina bumped Kuzco's arm with her elbow.
"Oh, and I'm sorry that I called you a lizard." Kuzco apoligized. "So, it's an apology, then!"
"Yess, it iss!" The bangaa agreed while shaking Kuzco's hands.
When the bangaa was walking away, Kuzco called him, "Hey Pal! What's your name?"
"My name? My name'ss Kovo."
"That kinda sounds like the bully at my school." Kovo seemed a little dissapointed.
"Then what'ss your name?"
"I'm Kuzco and the viera is Malina." Kuzco introduced back. "So, where are we?"
"We're at Ccyril, the land of Ivalicce. Now let'ss go to the pub to introduce my friendss."
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Something extra. I've heard this at TV. Lol
Sussah cari inspirassi?
Is it hard to find an inspiration?
Lol It's like how a bangaa say it! Except that it's supposed to be ssussah cari insspirassi?
Ok, everyone! I need some characters for you to make! Protogonist or Antagonist! Just review me and then put the name, race, job, other abilities and biographies about your character. Pleez do this for this fic!