Author's note: NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER DRINK CHLORINATED BLEACH!
Once upon a time, Professor oak was in his lab when a ten-ton milktruck falls on him.
"Oops," says Tracey.
And then the world exploded. It exploded again, and it exploded a third time. Then the whole cast of Digimon drink berry juice and turn into potatoes.
"Wheedle Wheedle wheet!" says Ash.
"The cosine rule is b squared plus c squared minus a squared and divided by two b c." says Brock.
Fanfiction.net crashes again. The Crimson Lugia eats her homework. Misty steals The Crimson Lugia's cookies.
"Look at me! Here's Mr. Jelly!" squeals Karen.
Corrector9Yui chops up firewood. Gary eats blankets. All the books with "the" in their title turn into pancakes.
"Where's the pretty polka-dotted seashells?" cries Lance.
"I lost my Glass sword!" replies will.
It starts to rain Ratatas. Pyrovulpix eats an inter-continental ballistic missile. Pidgey gets hit by the ultra-super duper greatest amazing cosmic light ray and is fried to a crisp.
And then Wild Dog steals a bicycle and runs over a million Pikachu, which turn into a pizza hut seafood pan pizza.
Shredder eats spaghetti. The moon turns red and crumbles into dust. Misty eats Whitney alive.
And then togepi spontaneously combusted.
'The bearing on the ice cave from the seafoam islands is exactly x degrees, where x equals 71234.2375623478956789234567834653784568923!" says Pryce.
All the glass in the radio tower turn into sausages.
Mewtwo drinks a whole crate of tomato ketchup.
Ash bites into a piece of sushi, which turns black and runs into the sea. My alarm clock vanishes. A wormhole opens and sucks Morty into dimension X.
"Polly wanna cracker!" says Bugsy.
"But I have to go to the ice cave, or all the instant noodles in the world will explode!" says Falkner.
The Crimson Lugia bounces on Corrector9Yui's bed. Corrector9Yui eats all the oreos in the world. Then, the sun explodes, and forms Saturn, which plays pool with Mars.
Jolteon eats my Math homework. A Magikarp swells to twenty times its usual size and explodes, leaving a squeaky pink elephant behind.
"Where's my rubber ducky?" wails Sabrina.
"The world will explode in three minutes!" says professor Elm.
Lugia eats Ash. A whole pile of gold bullion fall from the sky, effectively hitting Tracey. My English teacher makes sodium sulfate and calcium chloride.
"Hot dogs rule!" screams lt. Surge.
The burnt tower collapses onto the wise trio. The kimono girls go on strike. Mount mortar crumbles into a pile of very fine dist.
"Armageddon is coming! Everyone run!" screams Jasmine.
"My telephone's not working!" says Jessie.
"Then move the cursor over it!" counters James.
Then all the bricks in the world turn into yellow fluffy honey coated cakes.
"Santa Claus is coming!" Clair says.
"Fg to the power of minus one is the same as g to the power of minus one operating on f to the power of minus one!" screams Koga.
"Who stole my pillow?" says Corrector9Yui.
"The tornado was really cool!" says Chuck
Giovanni juggles chainsaws and cuts himself up. The buzz lightyear figurines team up with the action man figurines and eat up all the spider- man toys in the world. A plastic water bottle vanishes in a puff of fragrant smoke, never to be seen again.
Then the Eeveelutions pull out pogo sticks and start hopping around.
Eventually, my watch freaks out and explodes, leaving all pokemon silver cartridges to drink coca-cola and have price tags of one dollar.
Once upon a time, Professor oak was in his lab when a ten-ton milktruck falls on him.
"Oops," says Tracey.
And then the world exploded. It exploded again, and it exploded a third time. Then the whole cast of Digimon drink berry juice and turn into potatoes.
"Wheedle Wheedle wheet!" says Ash.
"The cosine rule is b squared plus c squared minus a squared and divided by two b c." says Brock.
Fanfiction.net crashes again. The Crimson Lugia eats her homework. Misty steals The Crimson Lugia's cookies.
"Look at me! Here's Mr. Jelly!" squeals Karen.
Corrector9Yui chops up firewood. Gary eats blankets. All the books with "the" in their title turn into pancakes.
"Where's the pretty polka-dotted seashells?" cries Lance.
"I lost my Glass sword!" replies will.
It starts to rain Ratatas. Pyrovulpix eats an inter-continental ballistic missile. Pidgey gets hit by the ultra-super duper greatest amazing cosmic light ray and is fried to a crisp.
And then Wild Dog steals a bicycle and runs over a million Pikachu, which turn into a pizza hut seafood pan pizza.
Shredder eats spaghetti. The moon turns red and crumbles into dust. Misty eats Whitney alive.
And then togepi spontaneously combusted.
'The bearing on the ice cave from the seafoam islands is exactly x degrees, where x equals 71234.2375623478956789234567834653784568923!" says Pryce.
All the glass in the radio tower turn into sausages.
Mewtwo drinks a whole crate of tomato ketchup.
Ash bites into a piece of sushi, which turns black and runs into the sea. My alarm clock vanishes. A wormhole opens and sucks Morty into dimension X.
"Polly wanna cracker!" says Bugsy.
"But I have to go to the ice cave, or all the instant noodles in the world will explode!" says Falkner.
The Crimson Lugia bounces on Corrector9Yui's bed. Corrector9Yui eats all the oreos in the world. Then, the sun explodes, and forms Saturn, which plays pool with Mars.
Jolteon eats my Math homework. A Magikarp swells to twenty times its usual size and explodes, leaving a squeaky pink elephant behind.
"Where's my rubber ducky?" wails Sabrina.
"The world will explode in three minutes!" says professor Elm.
Lugia eats Ash. A whole pile of gold bullion fall from the sky, effectively hitting Tracey. My English teacher makes sodium sulfate and calcium chloride.
"Hot dogs rule!" screams lt. Surge.
The burnt tower collapses onto the wise trio. The kimono girls go on strike. Mount mortar crumbles into a pile of very fine dist.
"Armageddon is coming! Everyone run!" screams Jasmine.
"My telephone's not working!" says Jessie.
"Then move the cursor over it!" counters James.
Then all the bricks in the world turn into yellow fluffy honey coated cakes.
"Santa Claus is coming!" Clair says.
"Fg to the power of minus one is the same as g to the power of minus one operating on f to the power of minus one!" screams Koga.
"Who stole my pillow?" says Corrector9Yui.
"The tornado was really cool!" says Chuck
Giovanni juggles chainsaws and cuts himself up. The buzz lightyear figurines team up with the action man figurines and eat up all the spider- man toys in the world. A plastic water bottle vanishes in a puff of fragrant smoke, never to be seen again.
Then the Eeveelutions pull out pogo sticks and start hopping around.
Eventually, my watch freaks out and explodes, leaving all pokemon silver cartridges to drink coca-cola and have price tags of one dollar.