A/N: This idea suddenly came to me when I was reading this list thing online. What you are reading is a little collection of drabbles/oneshots full of "powdered sugar" , fangirls, mary-sues, exploding things, and the worlds best cleaning prodect. Total crack, but that is the purpose of these, now isn't it? I hope you enjoy this little bit of spaztic crack that came from the depths of my mind.
Disclaimer: No matter how hard I wish on those puffy dandelion things, I DON'T OWN NARUTO!!
Number one: The reason NOT to work at an art shop
Today was a slow day at the art store. And by art store, I mean one that sells art, not art supplies. The only person there was a single clerk, leaning on the check-out counter. There was a small 'ding' and the clerk (we'll call him Carl) looked up, since that was the sound that the door makes. And entering the store was a person wearing a trench coat and a hat, arranged in a way so that only the eyes were visible. The person walked up to Carl and said,
"Give me all of your clay birds. Now!". Carl was taken aback, what would this person want with clay birds? The trench coated person glared at Carl so he went and got all of the clay birds in the store.
Carl handed them to the stranger and said stranger looked down at his hands, an insane smile appearing on his face (yes, you can now see his face). He paid then turned around and ran out of the store, laughing like a mad-man.
Carl looked in the direction the stranger went and saw him throw one of the clay birds. What the heck was he doing? The man looked frustrated and yelled,
"Why wont the blow up!!"
Well, I hope that you liked this little drabble. It is not about any actual character, it's just referring to one in a way. I hope to update soon, and if anyone has any ideas, I am open. Ja ne!