So, this is a treat for all of you that stalk- I mean follow me on fanfiction. Nanovirus is at a standstill until Tuesday, when I get my laptop cord. Hopefully my battery doesn't explode.

Greece was sleeping on a flat rock, because that's what he usually does. Japan was ranting about the unusually high cost of eggs, and turkey was stalking Japan. In other words, a completely normal day. Suddenly, out of nowhere, they were magically teleported to a magical dimension where anything could happen. England was, for some reason, shaving one of his eyebrows off.

"I don't see why I have to do this, they just grow back. Honestly, doesn't anyone have anything original?" America was laughing gleefully, despite the fact he was wearing a maids outfit and sitting on France's lap. Japan looked around confused, and Greece continued sleeping. The only difference was the place. He had landed on Russia, who did not look all that pleased to be slept on. Turkey was the first to say anything.

"What are we doing here? Last I knew I was in the bushes, spying- er, keeping an eye on Japan, and now I'm here!" Austria sighed and pointed to someone in the corner.

"She brought us here. This is another one of those truth or dare things." Japan perked up at that; there was almost always good yaoi in those. Austria shook his head, seeing japans expression. "Apparently she didn't get enough time torturing us in her other fanfic… you know the one." Everyone in the room shuddered, remembering the terror they were put through.

"Hehehehehe! That's right! And I brought someone to help! Say hello Akasha*~" two shadowy figures came into focus, and everyone stared. This should be interesting…

Yeah, that's right, I made a truth or dare. Deal with it. This wont be like any of the others you've seen, however.

THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO:

Songs

Dare repeats

Co-hosts, unless I know you personally (or on facebook)

Yaoi (this includes kissing, but there are exceptions)

Dares that last longer than a chapter, i.e. have England say in a bed after every sentence for the next three chapters (for the reason that I would never remember them)

Other peoples O.C.s- see co-hosts

STUFF THAT IS ALLOWED

Killing nations. Death will last as long as is deemed necessary.

Gore. But not too much… wait. Is there a thing as too much? We'll see.

STUFF THAT IS WANTED

Original dares

Dares that mortally wound/ embarrass characters.

OTHER STUFF

YAOI: if you want France to be his usual pervy self, by all means, submit a dare. Awkward marriage proposals are fine, but not preferred.

Keep in mind some dares will not be accepted.

If I get no dares by Thursday, this fanfic will be deleted.

*Akasha is my O.C., Alaska. You will definitely learn more about her as time passes…