DISCLAIMER: J. and Rick Riordan probably don't beg their moms for two dollars to buy a McDonald's milkshake.

AN: The POVs will be in my OC's POV, Lila Westerfield. That means the Harry Potter parts are told like she's telling us a story or something. I also have nothing against British people, so no meant offence!

Set during OotP and post-BoO

LILA WESTERFIELD: 15 years old, 5"7, loooong blonde hair and icy blue eyes. Has a fun and sunny personality and she is best friends with Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasly.

Also excuse the linebreaks if you don't find them funny.

CHAPTER 1: HOGWARTS AND VOLDEMORT? WONDER WHAT THOSE CRAZY BRITISH WILL COME UP WITH NEXT…

Hi! My name is Lila Westerfield, and I'm a daughter of Hermes, god of thieves, travelers and messengers. I also go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This is a story about how both of those worlds collide...

-I'm a PotterHead, in the Potter World, we have fanfics, it's so fantastic-

Me and my best friends (Annabeth Chase daughter of Athena, Hazel Levesque daughter of Hades and Piper McLean daughter of Aphrodite) were just coming back from archery practice when Annabeth's boyfriend, Percy Jackson(son of Poseidon) came running up with Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus.

'Chiron needs us at the big house!' Percy panted.

'He said something about pig pimples and a guy named Moldy Warts?' Leo looked at us questioningly. I knew the answer but I refused to let the others know. It was a punishable by me losing my wand.

'Oh no! Not another quest!' complained Annabeth.

'The quest's not for us Wise Girl' Percy answered using Annabeth's nickname. 'The quest's for Lila.'

I was dumbstruck. I mean, it was usually the senior campers that went on quests! I was worried out of my mind because I think I knew exactly what Chiron wanted.

-For years I thought Moaning Myrtle was actually Daniel Radcliffe wearing a wig. -

This is the part where Harry is done shouting and they go down to try to eavesdrop.

'Come on, come on' muttered Fred Weasly as Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ginny, Ron and George Weasly crouched around the door, trying to listen in to the Order's "secret" meeting. Finally, Fred found a bunch of Extendable Ears in his pockets and gave one to each teenager. They all then pushed the "ear" under the door and started to eavesdrop.

'…Yes, that demi-witch, what's-her-name… Lila Westerfield' they all stared in shock at each other, because Lila was a 5th year at Hogwarts and one of their best friends.

'Lila?' asked Ginny incredulously. 'Why are they talking about Lila?'

'What is a demi-witch?' asked Hermione worriedly. She hated not knowing things.

'Maybe if you shut up we would know' snapped harry. He was still in a kind of stormy mood.

'…send some half-bloods' continued the voice which they later found out to be Dumbledore.

'What is a half-blood?' asked the one and only Hermione.

'Shut Up!' everyone hissed at her.

'…Leaky Cauldron the week before term.' Then, they heard the chairs scraping as people got up and they ran the heck outta there.

-If The Girl on Fire and The Boy with the Bread got married, won't their kids be TOAST? -

As we walked towards the big house, Chiron galloped out to meet us. Did I mention that he's a centaur? And he's completely different than that dumb Percy Jackson movie and Disney's Hercules.

'Ah, Lila. I expect you know what is happening from the Daily Prophet?' He asked me. I nodded my head while every flipping person's eyes were on me.

'What is he talking about?' Annabeth whispered to me. She also hated not knowing things. Hey, she was a daughter of the wisdom goddess! I kept my mouth shut and refused to answer any of the questions that were shot at me (from Annabeth) as we walked into the Big House. Once we were all seated around the ping-pong table (all the counselors were there, plus me. I'm not a counselor) everyone waited for Chiron to come.

Travis, was yet again trying to set a ping-pong ball on fire, Piper and Hazel were talking about battle strategies, Leo, Jason and Connor were seeing how many pencils would fit inside Clovis' nose (may I just say, eeeeewwwww)and Annabeth kept giving me dirty looks.

Finally Chiron entered and said 'Travis, we all know that a ping-pong ball can burn down half the cabins, I really thing 21 pencils are enough for one human nose and Annabeth, I think that's a mean enough look that you gave to Lila.' Everyone quieted down and waited for Chiron to explain what was wrong.

'As you may all know, strange things have happened in the past, such as owls appearing during the daytime, strange shooting star light shows etcetera, etcetera' he said. Everyone nodded their heads, not sure where this was going. 'Well along time ago, Hecate (the *cough*minor *cough*goddess of magic) blessed a group of demigods with the ability to use magic. The god part faded out, but the magic stayed strong and was passed on through the generation. Approximately 1/7th the population of earth is a witch or a wizard.'

People were giving me curious looks now. I was thankful when Chiron continued.

'Soon that group of wizards and witches channeled there magic into wands and potions. And how will a young witch or wizard learn these skills? Why going to school of course'

By now people were murmuring about strange things they had seen and their cousin or something acts weird when they ask them about school.

'There are three main schools: Beauxbatons in France, Drumstrang in Bulgaria and Hogwarts in Great Britain.'

Suddenly Connor fell from his chair with tears in his eyes from laughing. 'What-kind-of- school -is-called-Hog-warts?!' he said between gasps of air.

'MABYE THE FRICKIN' SCHOOL THAT I GO TO!' I yelled which made all of their flipping mouths shut like big, fat, math textbooks.

'So, you mix green, bubbling, concoctions and wave a stick in the air and pull bunnies out of hats?'

I was about to burst with anger until Chiron exclaimed 'Children! That's enough and let me continue! That's better. Now, around 17 A/N: I made up a random number 'coz I forgot years ago, a dark wizard named Lord Voldemort had risen. The world was in turmoil as he tried to gain control of the planet using fear and darkness. But 14 years ago a young child had named Harry Potter had defeated He Who Must Not Be Named-'

'Who?' asked Leo.

'Voldemort was so feared that people called him You-Know-Who or He Who Must Not Be Named. Now where was I?'

'You were about to stop story time and get to the point' answered Clarisse.

'You were telling us about how Harry Potter defeated You-Know-Who' answered Annabeth who was hungry for more information.

'Thank you, Annabeth. Sorry for the long explanation Now, Harry somehow resisted the worst curse of them all -the killing curse- and lived when he was only one year old, while the curse killed thousands of skilled witches and wizard. That night He Who Must Not Be Named vanished and Harry became a celebrity. But just a few months ago, He Who Must Not Be Named rose again, and me and an old (he put an emphasis on old) friend had asked me to help protect him, since he is the target of He Who Must Not Be Named.'

'So you're saying some of us have to go to Pigpimples-' Percy began

'HOGWARTS' Annabeth and I yelled at the same time.

'-and protect this dude?' he finished rubbing his ears since both of us were sitting on either side of him

'That is exactly what you have to do Percy. Now children, listen closely to what I say' said Chiron.

-Voldemort: Kronos couldn't make it today. Can you teach me how to use a scythe?-

Hermione paced the room while the others sat on Ron's bed trying to figure out what the Order was talking about.

'Half-bloods. Where have I heard the term 'half-blood'? I know I heard it somewhere' an exasperated Hermione said as she searched through numerous books.

'But we also have the term demi-witch and something to do with Lila' Ginny thought.

'But the last part is clear. A bunch of half-bloods –whatever they are- will stay at the Leaky Cauldron for a week until September the first.' Ron pointed out.

'Thank you for telling us things we already know.' answered Hermione with an angry look.

'Maybe we should just wait for a 3 weeks until we go to Diagon Alley.' George said with a sigh.

'But Lila's coming tomorrow! We could ask her!' Ginny excitedly exclaimed.

Just then the door opened. 'I heard you all talking about Lila. I forgot to tell you, she won't be coming. She has some, ah, family issues.' Mrs. Weasly said with a frown at the word 'family'.

Everyone groaned.

'But don't worry; we will see her the week before term! She will be staying at the Leaky Cauldron with some friends!' Mrs. Weasly optimized.

'Well, I guess we'll just have to wait. Too bad we can't use Siri' Harry said.

'What the hell is Siri?!' everone else asked.

Well! How was that?! Should Lila be in the golden trio clique or should she be a distant friend (like Fred, George and Ginny)? Should the Half-Bloods be friends or enemies with the golden trio? Are cupcakes better than cookies? Should Hermione figure out what half-bloods are or not? Should I add Kane Chronicles in this? What houses should they be in? Why am I asking so many Questions? Read and Review my fellow PotterHeads/Half-Bloods! ihatejasongrace OUT!

P.S. I'm deleting my BoO story. It failed miserably!

P.P.S. Mean reviews are accepted! It will help make the storyline better!

P.P.P.S: I don't really have one. I just wanted to write 'P.P.P.S'