Secret Evil Lair – A Blofeld-style villain in a wheelchair is stroking a wheelchair-bound cat stroking a wheelchair-bound mouse.
Baddie: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Soon my laser diamond-encrusted super rocket will blast all McDonalds stores in the London area to smithereens!
A Bond-style hero bursts in through the door.
Goodie: Not so fast, Blowfly! I have managed to disable the rocket!
Baddie: Not so fast, Pond! I've installed a failsafe system!
Goodie: Not so fast! My companions have disabled that!
Baddie: Drat! Foiled again!
The Henchman bursts through the door, followed by the assistant.
Assistant: Not so fast! I'm a double agent working for the villain!
The henchman grabs the assistant.
Henchman: Not so fast! I'm a triple agent working for MI5!
Goodie: Not so fast! My head is spinning!
A man with glasses jumps out of the dustbin.
Inspector #1: Not so fast! I'm from Pest Control and that cat might have rabies!
Somebody else jumps out of a dustbin.
Inspector #2: Not so fast! I'm from the RSPCA and I'm protecting that cat!
Baddie: Hey, they invented this thing, it's called a doorknob.
A man jumps through a window.
Man: Not so fast!
Goodie: What now?
Man: Nothing. I just wanted to say that.
Goodie: Why do you have French windows?
Baddie: Cilla liked the view.
The Cat: (Subtitled) Not so fast!
Henchman: Why is the cat in a wheelchair?
Goodie: Just before a fight between me and him he threw it across the room so he could stand up.
The Cat: I'm through being thrown about by him!
Baddie: Mr. Tibbles! Noooo!
Goodie: Don't press that button! It's connected to the Doomsday Device!
Boom.