AHEM.
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS AN EVIL ORGANIZATION, CALLED AKATSUKI. YES, I KNOW SOME OF YOU MIGHT BE GASPING, BUT ITS TRUE. THEY WERE EVIL. THE WORST PART IS,
THEY TRIED TO RUIN---
-DRAMA-
-yawn-
CHRISTMAS!!!
Audience: ...You made us wait, for that?
Narrator: YESSUM. -evil glare-
Audience member: Well, that was twenty seconds of my life I'll never get back.
LALALA, LALALA, LALALALALA!
That was the way the children tried to sing, but failed miserably at. Pein took notice of this, in the fact that he had already bought some earplugs, pulled them out of his pocket, and shoved them up his ears. "Ahhh." He sighed in relief. The room in which he sat had a giant, black chair where Pein's butt resigned in, a fire place with a crackling fire going on in it, a couch tacky enough to belong to some random hillbilly cousin Pein had never heard of, and a few door ways, which led to the bathroom, various bedrooms, and a closet. He was the only one in the living room at the time, Hidan and Kakuzu were out on a mission. Deidara was sculpting in his 'secret' studio. Itachi was locked in his bedroom, as usual. Kisame was trying to count the number of specks on his popcorn ceiling. Zetsu was in his room...Konan was out shopping for who knows what. And Tobi --- where was Tobi? Ah, who cared? He was alone, with no noise blocking his train of thought.
Now he just needed a train of thought. What was something to think about? Glitter? Pine cones? ...Where Tobi might be? No. No Tobi. Tobi bad. Tobi equals chaos. ...But, if chaos is gone, without supervision, ...Does that mean chaos will ensue----His thoughts were now interrupted by banging at the window violently, but not hard enough to break through the glass.
"LEADER SAMA!!!" Tobi screamed.
Pein closed his eyes and tried to concentrate on a new train of thought.
"LEA-DER- SAH- MAAAAAH!" It was now distinctly clear it was Tobi, from the fact that he could break the sound barrier created by the ear plugs and screamed louder than them. Pein's eyebrow twitched.
"Evil thoughts, evil thoughts, evil--"
"LEADER!!"
"WHAT?!" Pein was swung his body so he was directly facing the window from the chair, and gasped in horror.
Tobi was naked. Down to the underwear.
"Wh--Wh---Wha--" Pein started to gasp.
"LET ME IIIIIIIINNNNN!" Tobi nearly banged on the window.
"BUT--YOUR---"
"FAN GIRLS-" Was all Tobi had to say before Pein's eyes widened more than regular eye sockets can contain, and bolted towards the door. Fan girls?! This time of year?! Have they no decency?! Pein was unlocking the many locks on the door while Deidara poked his head from the closet in the living room, his head draped half in an over sized coat. "Whats happening, un?" Was followed by gasps from the four mouths he owned.
"WHAT THE HECK---?!" Deidara didn't dare take a step from the closet. The fan girls would surely get him.
"PEIN!!!!" Deidara yelled from the pile of clothes, and some clay due to his 'studio'. Pein swung around. "WHAT?!" He was still busy unlocking the door.
"We need a strategy!!! They'll bust through if we don't do this carefully!!!" Deidara whispered. Pein stiffened, realizing what Deidara said was true.
Tobi's eye was now visible from under the mask. "SEMPAI?! LEADER?!" He was cold, helpless, and now, about to be tackled by dozens of fangirls.
"LOOK!" One screamed from the crowd.
"O - M - G! TOBI!!!" Some screamed, as one strange one called out, "TIDY WHITIES!!! THATS THE SIGN OF A GOOD BOY!!!" They formed into a giant hoard of massive destruction.
As in unison, everyone involved in this scene, Pein, Deidara, the fangirls, and Tobi all said,
"Oh---My----God----"