Ghosts
i don't own Wir
Gloyd and swizzle drove up to a prank shop in main street sugar rush
"Here it is Swizz, Jacks jokes, all my prank ideas I've gotten from here, and this place should help you be a pranker. This is where I got my joke salted nut can" said Gloyd as he took a salted but can out of his jacket
"Give me some nuts I'm hungry" said Swizzle as he snatched the can
"You do remember that's a boobie trap right?" Asked Gloyd
"Nice try pumpkin man you're not fooling me this time" said Swizzle as he opened the can and plastic snakes popped out "Where's the salted nuts?"
"Ha, got you again" said Gloyd
the 2 walked inside the store and looked through the aisles of prank books, toys and gags
"Oh boy nuts" said Swizzle as he opened a can and plastic snakes popped out
"Dang not again" said Swizzle angrily
"Gloyd my man, hows my number 1 customer doing?" Asked a lollipop man
"Great Lou, Swizz I want you to meet Lou, almost as good as me" said Gloyd
"Really? Try and prank me" said Swizzle
"Come to the counter" said Lou
Lou went behind the counter and took out some gum
"Here have some gum" said Lou
"Thanks" said Swizzle as he ate the gum
"I feel funny, my head feels like its gonna-
Swizzles head exploded and he regenerated
"Exploding gum, only $20 a box" said Lou
"I don't get it" said Swizzle
"That's funny send that to my house, and I hear that you got my package" said Gloyd
"Yes I do Orangeboar, here it is, invisible spray, one dose on anything and it stays invisible for up to 12 hours, results may vary on where you use it" said Lou giving Gloyd a can that looked like a spray paint can
"Whoa, this stuff looks cool" said Swizzle
"Just don't spray it on your clothes boys, do that and you'll never see them again" said Lou
"Thanks Lou" said Gloyd as he and swizzle exited the store
"Imagine what I can do with this, I can prank anybody anytime anywhere" said Gloyd
"Let me see it" said Swizzle
"no it's mine" said Gloyd
the 2 fought for the can when swizzle touched the nozzle and sprayed Gloyds hand
"Hahaha, I gotta Hand it to you Gloyd, you look funny" said Swizzle
Gloyd angrily snatched the can and sprayed Swizzle in the chest making a big hole
"Now things go right through you" said Gloyd
Swizzle snatched the can and sprayed part of Gloyds face and his left eye
"I see what you mean" said Swizzle
Gloyd snatched the can and sprayed Swizzles crotch
"No guts no glory" said Gloyd
(several really bad puns later)
the 2 were now completely invisible
"Hey I think this thing is empty" said Swizzle
"Dammit Swizz you owe me $50" said Gloyd before throwing the can at Taffyta's kart parked in front of a movie theater
"Hey you know what time it is?" Asked Swizzle
"Oh yeah sure it's-
Gloyd noticed he couldn't see his watch
"Half past invisible" said Gloyd annoyed
"Lets ask this guy" said Swizzle as he walked to a peppermint man
"Excurse me sir do you have the time?" Asked Gloyd
"Yeah its 10 to 11" said The peppermint
"Thanks" said Swizzle
"Don't mention- hey who said that?" Asked the peppermint
"me"
"Aah ghosts, it's the end of the arcade" screamed the peppermint before running into a perfume shop and quickly running out
"Hey he thought we were ghosts" said Swizzle
"That gives me an idea, if that guy thought we were ghosts, what would the arcade think about us? Let's go have some fun" said Gloyd
"I like what you're saying" said Swizzle