"I'll say it here and now, if anyone gets the notion to fuck with me, I'll stab you." That introduction, shocked me awake.
I know, it's only first period, I shouldn't be falling asleep so soon. But can you blame me? Asahina was basically assaulted yesterday and I had to be on a call with her and the others until four in the morning. Not that I'm complaining, anything for her.
What I have to wonder, despite my sleep drunkenness, is how she is so sober?! Miss Haruhi Suzumiya, club president, overachieving student, and resident goddess. I could chalk it up to coffee… Yeah, it's coffee.
What was I talking about? Oh, right. This new guy. So basically we were getting several foreign exchange students and-
That's why she's so awake! We already have one, why is she so interested in another?
Anyway, he was slightly shorter than me, but taller than Haruhi, his skin was caramel colored, he was more muscular than most people our age, his face was pretty like a girl, but he had a slight stubble, his hair was black, some kind of side pompadour with the sides shaved down.
He actually looked friendly, if he hadn't used that line, I'm sure he'd be mistaken as a chill guy.
Of course he took the seat next to me, and across from Haruhi.
"Hey, come with me after class." Haruhi whispered to him.
"Yeah, sure."
"So, Brandon, are you an alien?" Haruhi questioned.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" He asked.
"Yes or no."
"No."
"Time traveler? Or how about an esper?"
"No, and no."
"So, you're just a transfer student?"
"Yes."
Haruhi looked disappointed, not angry, but sad.
"Alright, you can go."
He walked out.
"You freak!" I heard someone get punched outside the clubroom, hard.
I opened the door.
Two boys had restrained Brando a third one kicked him in the stomach.
"You can't just tell people not to mess with you! Who do you think you are?!" Another kick to the stomach.
"I'll kill you!" He wasn't really in a position to say that.
Koizumi walked into view from down the stairs.
His normal smile was shattered in seconds.
It wasn't hostile, but he was frowning.
"Please let go of him." Koizumi demanded in a soothing way.
"You want some too?"
"I'd rather not resort to violence." Koizumi was still calm.
I walked into the situation, "look guys, there's no reason-"
Haruhi drop kicked one of the boys holding Brandon, in the face.
Brandon smashed his fist into the other boys nose.
Then…
Christ, he actually pulled out a knife!
"I told you if you messed with me I'd stab you."
"Alright, friend, let's not go crazy here." Koizumi was trying to calm him down.
But Brandon's eyes, they were so angry.
"They made me look bad with that surprise attack. I'm gonna make them look bad, forever. I'm gonna carve my name into their skulls."
"Put the knife down, now." Haruhi wasn't scared.
"Who do you-"
"I'll mess you up bad if you don't." Now Haruhi's face was nightmare fuel.
Brandon scowled, then lowered the knife.
"Psycho bitch."
"Her threat wasn't nearly as bad as yours!" I wanted to say.
I didn't.