Hey everyone! I'm back! Well, here's my second story! I hope you really like it!
Ed: I just hope it'll be good.
Me: Shut up Ed! May I remind you that I control the story, meaning I control you.
Ed: -gulps-
Me: -smirks- Well, Roy do you have anything to say?
Roy: Well, as long as I end up with my Edo, I'm fine. –wraps arms around Ed-
Ed: -blushes darkly- R-Roy? Let go!
Me: Okay while you guys are preoccupied, I'll do the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA at all. If I did there would be RoyxEd in every episode, and Al would be with Winry.
Me, Ed, and Roy: Here's chapter 1 of "He's a…Neko?"
He's a…Neko?
On a breezy autumn night, the trees were swaying lightly. The leafs on the ground were blowing all about, and a certain blond haired boy was gracefully walking down the sidewalk. His name is Edward Elric aka The Fullmetal Alchemist. His hair and eyes were both a golden color, which made you remember him easily. Ed is a state alchemist, which is an alchemist in the military. Ed has been in the military for 5-6 years. He became a solider when he was 12, they youngest recruit ever (Ed is now 17 by the way). Ed's attire consisted of: a black tank top, black jacket over it, black leather pants, a brown belt, black boots, and his signature red cloak with a serpent wrapped around a cross. He couldn't wait to get back to his cozy little apartment. As he continued walking, his eyes drifted to the left and to the right. You could obviously tell he was tired, and on top of that he has to go on ANOTHER mission- after he just came back from one- tomorrow. 'Stupid, moron, idiot, mentally challenged, stubborn, sexy, hot General. What the HELL? Did I just call Mustang sexy and hot? I really need to rest.' Ed thought to himself as he smacked himself. A dead silence filled the air for a moment, like there was an evil gathering taking place. He stopped for a moment but then ignored it. As he came up to his block, he heard a meow come from above him. He looked up to see a cat stuck on the branch. He came up with two conclusions.
He could get the cat out of the tree.
He could leave the cat there and let someone else handle it.
Even though he was exhausted he went with option 1. He would also feel bad if he didn't do anything. He went into the nearest ally and tried to find something to transmute into a ladder. He spotted two poles and grabbed. He stopped dead when he heard something coming from out of the ally. It sounded like chalk scratching against concrete. It stopped just as Ed poked his head out of the ally. He looked around and saw that no one was there. Ed eyed the sidewalk suspiciously before going back into the ally and transmuting the poles into a ladder. He placed the ladder up against the tree, and got the cat. As he landed on the sidewalk the cat meowed loudly. Ed took that as a sign that she wanted to be put down. Ed looked down and noticed he was standing on something. It was a transmutation circle. 'Shit…" Ed thought. He grabbed the cat and tried to get away as fast as possible. Unfortunately, Ed forgot to tie his shoe so he tripped and fell on his ass. Ed mentally cursed himself for being so stupid. A gold light flashed around him and the cat. A few seconds into the transmutation Edward and the cat felt a sharp shoot of pain go through their spines. Edward felt his bones shrinking, and rearranging into different positions. He tried to bite back a scream but failed miserably. The transmutation was soon over and Ed was laying limp on the cool cement, his body aching all over. He heard footsteps approach him.
"Roy…" Ed managed just barely above a whisper. The man in front of him smirked as he picked up the alchemist, placed him in a bag and walked away.
At Central HQ
A very worried Roy Mustang looked out of his window and sighed. He had already finished his paperwork for the day and he just gave Ed his new assignment but he couldn't help but worry; he always worries when Ed leaves for a mission because one of these days he might leave and never come back. Roy recently discovered that he's in love with the blond chibi and wants nothing more than to just hold him, never let go and protect him at all costs. The General never thought he could make him feel this, being the womanizer that he is, but there's just something about Ed that makes him so warm inside and weak in the knees. He knew he needed to confess his true feelings but the thought of him getting rejected was too much for him to handle. Roy put his head in his hands and sighed. 'What should I do?' He thought to himself. A couple of moments later he reached in his desk and pulled out a picture. It revealed a shot of Roy and Ed at the beach last summer. Roy and Ed were both shirtless; the only difference between them was that Roy was wearing blue swim-trunks and Ed was wearing red. Roy had his arm around Ed's waist, smiling brightly, while Ed was blushing furiously- mostly likely because of Roy's arm draped on his hip- with a small smile. The older man couldn't help but smile at Ed's cuteness when he blushes. Roy started to admire his features that make him so special. His golden hair and eyes, more beautiful and bright than the sun itself, his skin is flawless, it's not to light nor too dark. The blonds chest, fragile but well-built. Ed's absolute perfection. He sighed again and left work to dream about a certain blond midget.
A few days later
General Roy Mustang was busy working on his last pile of paperwork, he was waiting for the blond midget to burst through his door but he was a few hours late. He shrugged it off when he heard footsteps running towards his door. Roy got ready to tease the shorty by putting on his famous smirk. It turns out that it was Maes Hughes who burst through the door, carrying a little TV with him. Riza, Havoc, Falman, Breda, and Kain came through the door shortly after. Roy stood up quickly, clearly wanting an answer.
"Hughes, what's going on?" Roy demanded. Hughes ignored his question and placed the TV on Roy's desk and flipped through channels until he found what he was looking for. Everyone but Hughes stared intently at the little TV that occupied the room. A red, white, blue and gold banner came on the screen saying Channel 5 News, followed by two anchors sitting in chairs with smiles upon their faces.
"Hello, Amestris! I'm John Williams," the male anchor announced.
"And I'm Susan Adams." The female anchor also announced. They shuffled some papers before speaking again.
"In top news, the famous Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric has been kidnapped!" John exclaimed. Susan gasped, while Roy's- and everyone's- eyes widened. Hughes just nodded.
"Local security cameras caught the whole scene." Susan said. They screen changed to the video of Ed. Ed was walked tiredly down the street when he came to the cat, then when he went into the nearest ally, a man went up to the tree and drew something on the ground and then disappeared just as Ed poked his head out of the ally. He went back into the ally and a blue light flashed. Two seconds later Ed came out and got the cat out of the tree and landed on the sidewalk as graceful as ever. Suddenly the ground flashed gold and Ed screamed. Roy's eyes widened in fear, anger, and horror. The smoke cleared and you could barely see Ed. The man came back with a bag and stared down at Ed for a few seconds before dropping Ed into it like a piece of trash. Then the video ended. Roy was even more furious until he realized who it was. Roy was now in a rage of blind fury. It was Hohenhiem. Roy stood up and grabbed his coat and headed for the door until Hawkeye interrupted by saying,
"Sir, where are you going?" She asked even though she already knew the answer. He looked back to her and the rest of his unit with the most serious face possible.
"I'm going to find Ed. I'll search the ends of the earth if I have to." He announced before he left with a slam. Hawkeye smiled before she sighed and shaking her head back and forth as if saying 'He never learns'. The rest of his unit looked stunned. They had bet to see if the General would admit his feelings to Edward, but they never really thought he would or possibly do it. If he didn't have affections for Ed then he would have sent a search party, not himself.
After searching all of Central, and asking almost everyone where Ed was he had no progress or leads whatsoever. He was now in the forest and was about to give up when he saw a little cottage about 50ft away. There was a suspicious looking pick-up truck outside. Roy decided to check it out. He walked up to the house but put his back up to the wall and peered through the window. His eyes widened in shock as he saw Hohenhiem beating up Ed. Ed has bruises and cuts all over his body, he had a black eye, and his usually bright golden hair and eyes seemed dull and lifeless. Roy knew what he had to do something, so he ran up to the door, pulled on his gloves and burned the door to the ground. Hohenhiem turned to see Roy but was only punched in the face. Hohenhiem threw Ed to the other side of the room, and Ed crashed into the wall. Roy snapped his fingers, engulfing Hohenhiem in a sea of fire. He screamed in agony, and Roy smirked in satisfaction. Hohenhiem lay on the ground limp and barely moving. Roy took out his phone and quickly dialed the number to HQ to make sure Hohenhiem was arrested. He ran over to Ed to see if the boy was badly injured. He didn't look to good, so that was when Roy decided to take him back to HQ. He picked Ed up bridal style, and ran out of the little cottage, but not before barricading the doors and windows so Ed's so-called father wouldn't get out. He ran all the way back to HQ with a very weak blond that he had come to love. When he reached HQ the nurses from HQ kept asking if they could take Ed to the infirmary. Roy refused and took him to his office, as soon as he walked through the door he was bombarded with questions. Ed whimpered loudly and everyone shut up immediately. Roy walked swiftly over to and took off his jacket (he had it on the whole time btw) and everyone stared at Ed in complete shock.
"E-Ed… What happened?" Roy asked.
TBC (to be continued)…
(Edited/Fixed: 12/22/10)
Well, I think that chapter went rather well. This was 10 pages on Word ppl! I'm just SO glad I got this done because I have been working on this for about 3 weeks. I'm such a procrastinator. Well, I'm proud of this chapter. I promise not to stall anymore, and if you don't believe me…well… :P
Ed: You know, it's not that bad.
Me: Why thank you, Ed! -grins-
-Roy enters-
Roy: Oh, hey guys. -goes into complete shock- Lizzy, you finished the chapter?
Me: Shuddap Roy! Yes, I did. Well, I hope everyone liked the chapter! Now, I got to get started on Alchemic Wizards. Just go to my page for more info. Remember, reviews make me go faster and you will receive cookies and RoyEd plushies. Till next time! Bye!
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