Disclaimor - I don't own the movie "Labyrinth" and blah blah blah.

Title - Labyrinth Mess-ups

Rating - PG-13

Notes - Um...wow, nothing to say today...expect more soon!



*Sarah is trying to find Toby on those weird stairs. She is upside down*.

Sarah - Ahhhhh! *Falls off*

Director - CUT!



*Hoggle and Sarah are in the Oubliet and Hoggle opens the the door to reveal

the broom closet*.




Hoggle - Ugh, broom clo- *bucket falls on his head and he passes out*.

Sarah - HOGGLE?! Are you ok?!

Hoggle - Ughh....

Director - CUT!



*We are at the sceen where Sarah and co. are about to jump the rocks across

the Bog of Eternal Stench when suddenly you see Jareth in the backround fall

in*.

Sarah - Um...

Director - Who left the door open again? Guys I told you that the door is on the

floor people can't see it!

Sarah - Sorry...

Director - Ugh. CUT! And get some tomato juice we have one hell of a smelly

Goblin King to take care of!



*Jareth is holding Toby*.

Jareth - He's got my eyes....*Toby pees on Jareths lap*.

Jareth - ARGH! Jesus! I can't work this way!!!

Director - *Sigh* CUT!



*Sarah is walking in to Toby's room becuase he is crying*.

Toby - *Head spins all the way around*. Good evening sister!

MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!

Sarah - AHHHHHHH!!!

Director - HOLY SHIT!! That's it I'll be in my trailor!

Toby - Come back humans! You can't escape my wrath!!



*Jareth is holding Toby*.

Jareth - He's got my eyes...*Toby pokes Jareth in the eye*.

Jareth - God dammit!! Oww!!

Director - CUT!



*Jareth is an owl and is flying away*.

Jareth/owl - *Smashes into a tree*.

Director - CUT! Anyone here a vet? Anybody?



*Those creature who take their heads off and such (sorry, don't know what they're

called) is in the middle of their song. One of them tries taking his head off*.

Creature - *Tugs* Um guys...it's stuck.

Director - Where's the oil? CUT!



*Sarah is walking around the outside of the Labyrinth*.

Worm - 'ello!

Sarah - AHH! *Squishes it*.

Director - Sarah! Not again! Can we get another worm please? *Crew member

pulls out another blue haired worm from a giant tank*.

Guy - Here ya go boss.

Director - Good. Action!



*Jareth throws Toby up in the air expecting a goblin to catch him. Doesn't happen*.

Goblin - Oops.

Jareth - Dammit! You moron!

Toby - You stupid creatin you dropped me! You will pay! *Fire comes out of

his mouth*.

All - AHHHHHHHHH!!

Director - C-cut....






Well that's it for now! Expect more soon (like I said)!