Snowed In

And

Howling

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I do not own anything in this fan fiction! It is my interpretation

of Stephine Meyer's characters, and nothing more. All characters, places, etc

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A/N: here it is! As promised, a shiny new FF! I hope you liked the one shots, my cousin and i worked really hard on them just to get a review, or fave, or anything! So please, make our day and give some feedback- even if your a flamer and hate my writing!

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One: Phone calls,

Pain Medication And Why not

to go on planes when pregnant

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying West Jet today. Just before take off we'd like to educate you in what to do in case of emergency." the computerized voice said over the speakers, and out of the corner of my eye I saw all the ancients flinch.

"Did you buy gum?" Jake asked me. He was sitting beside me in the first class seat, enjoying the Seven Up Carlisle had bought him.

"Yes." I handed him a pack of Trident. "Blueberry flavour, your favourite."

"I didn't know I had a favorite." Jake said, tossing a piece of the sticky candy into his mouth.

"You do. You always buy Blueberry, you just don't know it."

"And how is it that you know my taste buds better then I do, huh?"

"Because I spend a lot of time with that tongue of yours."

"Oh really?" He leaned in to kiss me.

"That's enough, right there." Daddy said from behind us, and Jake groaned. "Please, refrain from kissing my one and only child right in my face. Just common curtosy."

"You know, Daddy," I said, playfully. "Even by your standards, when woman gets married, it's her husband, not her father that calls the shots. Isn't that right, Carlisle?" I asked, for reinforcement.

"Well, ah, yes. But those old terms are rarely held firm."

"Whatever," I said, and wrapped my arm around Jake's shoulder. "I've proven my point."

"Curse those history lessons!" Daddy said, his laughing tone hiding anger.

"It's kinda impossible for me not to be good at history, my family is a walking text book of information."

"That's for sure." Jake muttered. "Your uncle has the entire battle plans of every fight the men in his command fought memorized- right down to the names. And now Jasper cooks! Imagine!"

"I know," I giggled at the thought of Jasper in that silly pink apron and hair net. "Say what you will about the man, but he can cook."

"Hell yeah! In fact," Jake reached down into his carry on's front pocket, pulling out a surran wrapped sandwich. "I bribed Alice to pack me some of his BLTs."

"Hey!" I said, reaching over for a bite. He held the BLT high above his head, making me reach for it.

"I never said you could have any."

"Please?"

"Nope."

"Well then. Drastic times, drastic measures." I leaned over and kissed him, distracting him enough to grab the sandwich.

"Ha!" I said, happy, and sat down with my hard earned BLT.

"Can't I even have a bite? It is mine."

"Oh fine." I said, and gave him half. "You owe me, though."

The plane took another then minutes before it decided to take off. The air pressure hurt for but a moment, thanks to the gum I'd bought for Jake. I couldn't help but notice Aro and Caius staring out the window in wonder, like two little kids. Picia, Athenodora and Marcus seemed to be bored, and spend most of the time talking silently, thanks to Picia's gifts. Apparently, according to Ani at least, Picia could copy other people's gifts, and then use them any time she wanted. So, she was the most powerful, if least known, of the Volturi. I'd been forced to give her my gift as well, just to avoid being killed, so now she could read minds and talk to them.

"Excuse me, miss," the flight attendant asked, leaning over our seat. I lifted my left hand, pointing to my ring.

"Ma'am, now." I smiled.

"Oh, sorry. You seemed so young." She smiled. "Would you like any refreshments, pillows, anything?"

"Um, if you have some Dr. Pepper and pretzels, that be awesome."

"Same here. And some potato chips, please." Jake added.

"Fabulous. And you, sir?" she turned to Daddy.

"Oh, no, thank you. I ate before take off." he had trouble keeping his laughter in, and a smile played at the corners of his mouth. She would, no doubt, take that as a come on. Poor sweet.

"Alright. Pretzels, chips and two Dr. Pepper's coming right up."

She walked away, and suddenly the baby decided to kick sharply in the ribs. I gasped in pain, and felt eleven pairs of eyes on me.

"Are you okay?" Jake asked, worried.

"We can get off the plane at he next landing in Manitoba," Daddy offered.

"The hospital there is quite nice." Carlisle added.

"We can always deliver on the plane," Ani said.

"We do hope you are feeling well," Aro's voice hissed, and I laughed inside. I even had Jane, Alec, and the Volturi's attention.

"I'm fine." I managed to get out. "Just kicking."

"It shouldn't hurt that much," Carlisle added.

"If you recall, Bella had bruises." Daddy shuttered at the memory, as if he regretted his words already.

" Don't worry." Ani said from her seat beside Alec. "It only hurts because it's triplets."

"What?" a dozen voices asked in sharp whispers.

"I told Nessie this, I thought she'd let you know too." Ani looked confused. "Anyway, triplets. Two girls, one boy. And they're pretty strong, all of them."

"You can't be serious." Carlisle asked her. "That will be virtually impossible for her to deliver."

"She'll be fine. She has you and me both- three hundred years of medical training each."

"Procedures have changed."

"Not much when it comes to babies." Ani said, and tipped her seat back. "Labor's labor."

"You're not going into labor, are you?" Jake asked, absolutely horrified. I couldn't help but smile.

"No. I'm fine. Just a kick."

Carlisle's cell phone rang, and he picked up.

"Hello?" He asked, and his face relaxed. "Yes dear. Yes, we're on the plane... No, actually, I'm not suppost to be talking on a cell phone, but don't worry...Sweetheart, she's fine... Ani's fine too... What? Ah, yes, I think he's fine... " his sideways glance at Alec told me who Esme was asking about. "Jake and Nessie are great... Alright. Love you too." he handed the phone to Daddy. "Bella wants a word." Daddy took the phone so fast it was a blur.

"Yes?" Daddy smiled Mum's favorite crooked smile. He only ever smiled that way at her, hardly ever at me and never at anyone else. It was her smile. "I'm fine love... Ness is great, aside from a bit of kicking a few minutes ago... No, I don't think she's got any bruises... I'll be sure to tell him." Daddy leaned forward and said to Jake, "Bella wants you to know that if this baby hurts Nessie, you will be dead."

"I can't say I blame her. I nearly killed you for what you did to Bells."

"Well, luckily that wasn't necessary. Still, it's a bad memory."

"No kidding." Daddy went back to talking with Mum, and eventually handed the phone over to Ani, of all people.

"Um hum?" she asked, and smiled like school girl. "Yeah. He's right beside me." She shot a glance at Alec, who seemed to be fascinated by Ani's iPod touch. "What? Oh, I don't know. Maybe... Last time? Let's see... 1836... Yeah, have to agree on that, long time being a widow for sure... What?" Ani blushed. "Well, you'd have to ask him... Rose, I have know idea... No I don't think it's a good idea for you to ask him! Do I like him? Hell yeah... Like that? Maybe... I don't know... why are we talking about this, Alice? Oh, you want to know whether or not to save the dress lace..." Sh looked at Alec from the corner of her eye, but he was engrossed in Pocket God, as Jane was too. They took particular delight in zapping the little men on the screen with lightning- which was so like them. "I'm gonna have to say yes! What? No, he hasn't asked yet... I doubt he will... His 'master' is right here! Well, I suppose. Kay. Alright. Bye for now." she handed the phone back to Carlisle, still blushing like crazy.

"Expecting wedding bells?" he asked, a laugh in his voice.

"Oh you! Be quiet!" she hit him playfully on the shoulder. They were like little kids when they talked. Ani went back to being a thirteen year old, same with Carlisle. It was really funny.

The baby kicked again, and I doubled over in pain.

"Are you okay?" Jake asked, putting his hand in the small of my back.

"Fine. I don't think the cub- or cubs, I guess- like flying."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are going through a patch of turbulence. Please fasten your seat belts and refrain from using the wash rooms. Thank you."

Sure enough, the plane began shaking, and it was as if the cubs had a sledge hammer and a power drill each.

"This is going to be a long flight." I spat out.

We stopped over in Manitoba, and I had to get Carlisle to buy some pain medication at the pharmacy. Thank god for three hundred year old doctors, they tend to know their stuff. Ani had brewed me up tea with Raspberry leaves, chamomile, ginger and black haw. She didn't let me sweeten it with anything but raw honey, and the milk was from the Tim Horton's.

"We can always get on a plane to go home," Jake offered, really, really concerned. God, it was nice to have people who care.

"No. I do not want to face Rose. She spent ages planning this thing out, and it would be cruel not to go. Besides," I looked at Ani. "Ani will have me feeling better in no time."

"What about me?" Carlisle asked, slightly hurt.

"You're important too, Pop." he beamed.

"Glad to be of some use. She can't even write out prescriptions."

"Who needs drugs when you have herbs?" Ani asked.

"Carlisle," Marcus said, as the other ancients stared at TV screens in wonder, and Caius flicked a bobble head of Stephen Harper. "I do not mean to interupt, but Renesemee appears to be fainting."

"What?" Carlisle said, focusing again on me.

"I can't take much more, Nessie." Daddy warned.

"I'm fine," I spoke with a lisp.

"No you are not!" Jane said. Even she was slightly concerned.

"If you're going to collapse, at least collapse in my general direction, so I can catch you." Jake added, trying to make a joke out of a serious situation. I looked at him, and his face zoomed in and out. Cool.

"Don't worry." my fingers were tingling. Weird. I examined my fingers with great care, seeing how they kinda spun with the room. Freaky.

"Good god!" Carlisle picked up the pill bottle, staring at it. Half the pain killers were gone. "How many did you take."

"As much as I needed to kill the pain, like you said."

"At the limit of four every two hours!"

"Oh."

"Has she overdosed?" Athenodora asked, curious and unconcerned. "On one of the 'soap operas' a woman died because of that. Are you going to die?" She said it as if it were nothing. The only ones out of the ancients mildly concerned were Marcus, Jane and Alec, I guess I'd grown on them.

"Hell yes!" Ani declared. "She's stoned."

Our plane was called, and I stood to walk to the terminal.

"I'm fine," I muttered, just before stumbling a step and falling into a very disgusted Caius, who shoved me away so quick it was a blur.

"Alright then. Nessie and pain meds, bad idea." Jake strong armed me up, and I fell into darkness.

Jane and Alec.