The Tall Tales of Hellblazer and the Invincible Iron Man vs. The Death Metal Devil
"I will make you suffer for your insolence, Constantine!" yelled the demon. John casually pulled out a cigarette from the box in his trench coat.
"Got a light for my fag?" John asked, giving the cigarettes between his lips.
"Why you little…" The demon opened his mouth wide in anger and a massive burst of fire came towards Constantine only to be stopped.
"Good thing I brought this ol' fossil. This ol' staff of Merlin still packs quite a punch. wAit a sec, gotta do something then we can go back to business, alright mate? He knelt down and brushed his cigarette through a flame on the ground and got back up, puffing out a ball of smoke.
"Pure magic…. I'm ready now."