Holy shit I didn't think people would read this shit. Like wow. Anyway, it's pretty damn obvious I don't own Naruto or any of the characters in it because if I did holy shit, it would be fucked up and have the most fucked up love triangle in the whole world. Like what the fuck am I thinking? Seriously!?

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"And why would I allow an S class criminal like you stay in the leaf village?" Tsunade asked glaring at Obito who sat across from her. "Last time I checked your little organization is the reason of half of this village's problems."

He leaned into his chair and flashed her a cocky smile despite being in handcuffs. "Because I got blackmail."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Blackmail?"

"Yes, when you hang around Madara long enough you tend to learn things..." Obito trailed off glancing at the village elders who tensed under his gaze. "Certain things that can lead to a war or the very destruction of this village." He glanced into Tsunade's eyes. "If you want neither to happen you let me stay."

Tsunade sighed. "Fine," She had no choice. "But don't think for a second that your actions won't go unpunished."

Obito rolled his eye. "I know," he crossed his arms over his chest. "So, what's it going to be?" Obito tilted his head to the side. "Torture? Death? Imprisonment? Or are you going to take something important from me?" He scowled. "You can't do neither." Obito's face darkened. "This stupid village's done that already."

Tsunade frowned. This guy... "House arrest. The Anbu will watch over you like hawks."

Obito clicked his tongue. "Well, before that happens. May I ask a favour?"

Shizune frowned. "Lady Tsunade I-"

"Go on," Tsunade cut in.

Obito lifted his cuffed hands. "Could you remove these? Thier quite uncomfortable."

Tsunade nodded, and an Anbu appeared. He approached Obito and unlocked his cuffs before disappearing. Obito made a hand sing, and his mask appeared in his hand. He put it on before Tsunade decided to speak. "Anything else?"

Obito nodded. "I want Hidan dug up and put back together."

"I will allow no such thing!" Tsunade stood up slamming her hands against the table. "That bastard is a homicidal maniac and a threat to this village!"

Obito stood up. "Hidan may be a homicidal maniac, but he belongs to me!" His Sharingan flared dangerously. "So, you will do as I say, or else I'll make sure this village is in complete ruin."

Tsunade sat back down. "Fine but keep him under control."

"I will as long as Hidan's out of that hole and not in pieces." And with him, where he belonged. "Also, I would like the one who was responsible for putting him in there to assist me."

"I will let Shikamaru know."

Obito turned around. "One more thing do tell Kakashi I'll be waiting for him." He disappeared.

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After the Nara, brat had shown him where he had buried Hidan, he dug him up and brought him to the leaf village's hospital to be put back together. Now, he was sitting in a chair beside Hidan's hospital bed waiting for him to wake up.

Obito frowned once he heard the room's door open, and footsteps approach him. "What do you want Kakashi?" he asked without sparing him a glance.

Kakashi glanced at Obito. "We need to talk," he replied.

"There's nothing to talk about."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why come back to the leaf after all you've done?"

"Because it's better than being on the run out there and being hunted like prey."

"I see..." Kakashi trailed off glancing at Hidan. "And Hidan?"

Obito glanced at Kakashi. "What about him?"

"Why dig him up and bring him here? You could've just left him in that hole to rot."

"Because I owe him."

"What?"

"If it weren't for Hidan, I would be doing precisely what Madara wants me to do without any reason to continue living." Obito glanced at Hidan. "And he's given me that reason." And he would do the same even if it meant death.