A.N. So the other night me and a friend slipped into a convo on msn messenger (yes i know its now windows live messenger but hey im old school) where we started pretending to be harry and hermione and insulting each other, i thought it was rather amusing so heres the results enjoy. Umm and about my lack of updates on my other stories for over a year well.... i'll get back to you on that one. (runs away) - Nvoll

ENJOY

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Harry meets Messenger

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:00 PM):

lol we can be a trio

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:01 PM):

davids ron

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:01 PM):

lol

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:01 PM):

your hermione

and im harry

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:01 PM):

im smart i m smart

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:01 PM):

im awesome and payed 10 million more then you each movie lol

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:01 PM):

meh, moneys not everything

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:02 PM):

your right

my wands pretty awesome too

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:02 PM):

lol i have a pretty sick handbag

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:03 PM):

and my scar is awesome

plus i can fly hypogriffs without screaming thus im better

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:04 PM):

and you wouldnt even know what a hypogriff was if it werent for my lightning quick hand answering questions

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:04 PM):

lol its okay, i could still cast a patronus before you, and i know how much that bugged you

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:05 PM):

but i have the character to admit that books and cleverness arent everything

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:05 PM):

lol i never needed to come to that realisation

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:05 PM):

too stupid to realy

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:06 PM):

lol

mudblood

ooooohhhhhhh

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:06 PM):

halfblood

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:06 PM):

meh

according to fanfiction.... AVADA KEDAVERA

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:06 PM):

we both suck... we were both stupid enough to end up marrying weasleys

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:06 PM):

i know aye

how dumb could we get

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:07 PM):

lol

im smart enough to proabably get something out of it... though im sure it wasnt money

Nathan - When does the easiness kick in says (6:07 PM):

like i know ginny only married me so she could shop in the designer section of gladrags and madame malkins robes

∙ Яіκκі Ŀεε ∙ says (6:08 PM):

and now you procreate with mrs weasley YUK!

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So thats it i hope you enjoyed... Review