Disclaimer: I do not own the Akatsuki or any of the members, I only own my characters.

Author's note: Here it is! My Akatsuki fanfic!!! Enjoy!!! Oh, and you probably should know who all of the Akatsuki members and a basic description of witch are witch. I have all of the Akatsuki members in here, so no one died, yay!

Chapter 1

I walked up to a cave and stopped just outside it. I opened my eyes; I saw the light streaming into the cave. Water was dripping from the ceiling. I walked in, my bag in my left hand. Is this the right place? I found a small dent in the cave wall with my hand. With my right hand helping my find my way I walked into the darkness around a corner. A dark form moved behind me to my left. I knelt down, setting my bag down on the floor. My hands helping me to stay balanced; I slowly inched over the damp cave floor, keeping close to the ground, my right hand lightly touching the cave wall as I moved.

As my eyes adjusted to the darkness I stopped. I slowly reached my hand out in front of me. My hand came in contact with a cold metal. I lightly griped it, finding it to be a pole. Could it be...? I moved my hand along it toward the wall. My thoughts confirmed, it was a lever. I clasped my other hand onto it, gripping it harder with the hand already on it, and pulled.

There was a yell, I looked up. It was followed by the sounds of metal moving and hitting the walls. I watched as a giant metal door opened in the back of the cave, a ways off. A dull red light shown through the door, a heavy fog coming out carrying the red glow. I quickly ran back to my bag, as I reached for it someone picked it up. I slowly looked up. A black cloak with red clouds. Akatsuki.

"What do you want, yeah?" The voice came from the Akatsuki member in front of me. "I'm surprised you got this far in the first place, un."

"I would like my bag. Please." I said as I stood up. I couldn't see very well in the dark red haze, but I could make out a ponytail and a glinting blue eye. I tried to grab my bag from him but he sidestepped and I missed.

"Are you afraid of me?" He asked, humor in his serous tone, "Do you know who I am?"

I didn't reply to him, mostly because I didn't have a chance to.

"Deidara!" said an annoyed and powerful voice, "what are you doing?"

"I'm getting rid of this intruder, un!"

"She's not an intruder! I hired her!"

"What?!"

"Come, drop the bag Deidara, we need to welcome our guest."

Deidara dropped my bag and grunted at me then walked toward the door. I quickly picked up my bag. As I turned I saw two dark shadows threw the haze, leaving light streaks in the fog. Is there a reason for a dramatic entrance? I followed them through the haze.

As we disappeared threw the fog the doors closed behind us. I stood in the evaporating fog watching seven other shadows appear. I shifted my weight when I saw a pair of red eyes focus on me. Not the most fun thing in the world. I felt glared holes in my side and looked to my side to see Konan. What's her problem? A light blinked on.

"Tobi found the light!!" Tobi yelled. I looked around to see the Akatsuki standing around me. Tobi walked up to me and put an arm around my shoulders, "Welcome to the Akatsuki base!"

I smiled at him. At least someone was welcoming. I glared back at Konan over Tobi's shoulder.

"Thanks, Tobi!" I said smiling. There was a yelp and the next thing any of them knew, Tobi was dangling from one foot tied to the ceiling by a kunai.

"Please don't hide weapons behind me." I said sweetly to him. Oh, if only I could se the shock on his face! I glanced at everyone else, Deidara and Kisame had shocked looks, Itachi was staring blankly at me, Kakuzu was laughing a Tobi, Hidan was shouting, "What the hell just happened!?!!", Zetzu was crackling evilly to himself, Konan stopped glaring at me for, like, five seconds, I couldn't find Sasori, and Pein was smirking, probably proud that I pulled it off.

"I believe she set up a trap around Tobi's foot and hooked it to the ceiling, in less than one second." Pein said.

"Actually, I set off a trap on Tobi's foot. I didn't set it up but thanks anyway." I smiled, Kakuzu snickered.

"I set it up to see if she would step on it…" said a voice in the shadows.

"Yes, well…" Pein continued, "This is Tsuki. She will be our housekeeper. I have hired her, so please refrain from killing her."

"She better be good! You're using MY money!" said a paranoid voice.

"Wow, I have high expectations," I mumbled to myself sarcastically to myself.

"And since she is the housekeeper she will be cleaning and cooking. Meaning: you will eat what she serves and will allow her in your rooms!" he put emphasis on the important words.

This was one part of the job. They have to eat my food, I was actually a good cook (lucky them), and I get to go through their rooms. I already liked it here.

I came to the Naruto-world about a year ago. I was from a different dimension, one that had a nice little planet named Earth. And the best part was that I was a fangirl! And the advantages that come with being a fangirl, some of which include: superior stalking powers, unlimited knowledge on every anime, an excuse to be weird, hyper, very fast, and loud when I needed to be. And that's just a few!

"Konan," Pein interrupted my thoughts, "Show Tsuki around the base."

She gave him a strained look, making it clear she hated me. Then went up to me, "everyone introduce yourselves." She started, "I am Konan."

"Hi! Tobi is Tobi!" Yelled the orange masked Akatsuki member still tied to the ceiling.

"Kisame," grunted the blue man.

"I'm Itachi, Uchiha, Itachi," said the red eyed man, next to him.

"I'm Deidara, un," said the smiling blond.

"Kakuzu," said the one with the mask.

"I'm Hidan. You better as hell no forget my name!!" said an angry Joshin worshiper.

"I'm Pein," said so called leader.

"Hello," said a dark voice. "I am called Zetzu," said a happier seeming voice. A black and white man with a plant around his head said.

A red head slipped out of the shadows, smirking, "Hello, my name is Sasori."

I could have sworn my bag jumped, after hearing Sasori. I picked it up and waved at everyone, as I followed Konan down a hallway. I still can't believe I got a job working at the Akatsuki base! This was going to be fun!

Authors note: I liked this chapter ^_^ please review! No flames please!