Animal Thotting: Luigi gets some
Luigi had just cleaned out his mansion, and was feeling empty. Why did Mario get the girls and not him? He put his head in his hands and sobbed.
He decided to call up a friend so that he didn't feel lonely anymore.
"Hey Isabelle~" He greeted. "Come to my mansion!"
"Sure, I'll be there in a second!"
Just then, Isabelle kicked down the front door, Luigi screaming in fear.
"I am here!" She announced. "In literally a second!"
"Ohhhh yeah!" Luigi cheered, his penis tearing out of his overalls.
Luigi and Isabelle proceeded to fuck on the bare, dusty ground. It was the greatest sex ever, and Luigi was having the time of his life. Isabelle moaned as Luigi's meat scepter intercepted her virgin dog pussy.
"OOOoh Luigi give it to me…" She rubbed Luigi's overalls, causing him to nippulate.
Suddenly, Rat Men barged into the door.
"SHIT!" Luigi screamed, the rat men overwhelming him. Just as all hope seemed lost, Shrek came in!
"Never call me a pretty boy!" He let out his war cry, cleaving the rat people in half.
"Our hero!" Luigi and Isabelle cheered, applauding Shrek's good work.
"Okay, now this is epic!"
Shrek was allowed to watch the sex, until they were all killed by swinging spike balls.
THE END