Error had traveled through many worlds as well as destroying them in the process, but never did she ever got invited to eat with someone who she was seconds from killing.
"AN THIS IS THE MAGNIFICENT SANS FAMOUS TACOS! I MADE PLENTY AS WELL AS SOME ORANGE JUICE."
Error looked in front of her was a huge bowl filled with hard shell tacos.
"Th-AnkS i gUESs?" looking down at the food questioning weather or not to eat it.
DOOR SLAMS OPEN*
"SANS!?The human went nuts they're going around killing every-... who's this?"Papyrus walked towards the small skeletons with smug grin growing for each step he took.
"THIS IS ERROR SHE'S AN ALTERNATE ME FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE," Blueberry answered innocently.
'Oh G-grEAt AnOTher ABOminATIon', Error thought to herself.
"Oh, an alternate you? An you're on a date with them?", Error was ready to snap but didn't get the chance to attack swap papyrus.
"PAPYRUS! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS BESIDES I KNOW THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A DATE! THE DATING MANUAL SAYS SO", a very flustered Blueberry huff.
"Umm CAn I gO NOw?" Desperate to leave, now that the situation got awkward Error slowly walked backwards towards the open door.
"WHAT? BU-BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TIRED MY FAMOUS TACOS!" Blueberry cried out to Error.
As strong as she was, she couldn't stand the other crying it reminded her of the times she had cried out in the anti-void.
Sigh*
" fINe BuT iT bETter Be GOod ", grabbing a taco then shoving it inside her mouth eating it in one bite.
"hMm nOt bAD", she replied pleasantly as swap sans who's eyes lit up like stars.
"REALLY!? WELL AS TO BE EXPECTED FROM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS ", he posed heroically on top of the table.
Just then a portal opened in the kitchen.
"Error!"
'cRAp iNKs hERe', Error made a run for the door but got knocked down by a giant paintbrush. Struggling to get up only for Ink to put pressure on her to prevent the glitch to escape.
"I won't let you destr-" ink was slammed against the wall by swap papyrus cutting his sentence short.
"Look pal I don't like strangers coming in and hurting my friends or my bro so you better make like a tree and leaf before I decide to give you a bad time", swap pap had his left eye glowing orange looming Ink threatening.
"OH MY STARS, ARE YOU OKAY!? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?", swap sans ask concerned.
"Some help sounds nice to me," ink gulped in fear at papyrus angered face.
"I WASN'T ASKING YOU I WAS ASKING MY FRIEND ERROR," Blueberry gently helped Error up while making sure not to discomfort them.
Error glitches at the contact but just nods in confusion over the situation she got herself into.
"Wait what?," confused ink looked at at blueberry with disbelief. "You're kidding right?".
Some scenes inspired by different comics of talented artists.
Next time on dragon- I mean Female Error Destroyer of AUs will swap papyrus realize that that blueberry isn't dating? Will blueberry ever become bff with Error? Will Error ever escape ever awkward growing situation? Will Ink get a soul? These are some legitimately good questions.
Find out next time on 'Female Error Destroyer of AUs'